shagnscoob
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I wanna see some crazy MMA fights via youtube or googlevideo... anyone have some favorites?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WesCottII
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Typing "pride knockouts" always works for me.
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Hydroblunt
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Genki Sudo probably has the most entertaining ones.
Chuck Liddell has great knockouts/knockdowns via punch barrage, Mirko Crocop has the great kick knockouts.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson if you wanna see slams and guys getting powerbombed.
If you want to see some brutal beatdowns, punch up Mauricio 'the Shogun" Rua. Wanderei Silva also.
Of course, if you are a true fan & love the technicals behind it, you can't surpass Fedor. Gotta watch the full fights to see the gameplan & mind game, but his highlights are pretty good also.
Chuck Liddell has great knockouts/knockdowns via punch barrage, Mirko Crocop has the great kick knockouts.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson if you wanna see slams and guys getting powerbombed.
If you want to see some brutal beatdowns, punch up Mauricio 'the Shogun" Rua. Wanderei Silva also.
Of course, if you are a true fan & love the technicals behind it, you can't surpass Fedor. Gotta watch the full fights to see the gameplan & mind game, but his highlights are pretty good also.
Don John NJ
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Look for Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Siva
In my opinion the best middleweight on the planet.
In my opinion the best middleweight on the planet.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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WE ARE ONE!Hydroblunt said:Genki Sudo probably has the most entertaining ones.
Hydroblunt
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Ehh, wouldn't go that far. His apprentice, Mauricio "The Shogun" Rua has long surpassed him. Watch a sparring video they made, Wanderlei wouldn't have much of a chance nowdays.Don John NJ said:Look for Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Siva
In my opinion the best middleweight on the planet.
Tito O. beat him, not badly but quite convincingly, Chuck L. would beat him also. Even pre-roids Vitor beat him.
Rua is the best MW/LHW at the moment with Chuck L. a close second. Rua actually scares me.
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Rua is awesome. Check out this HL in the style of Grand Theft Auto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOH5eCtzPw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOH5eCtzPw
Fedor Emilienko has nasty highlight vids! So does crocop and shogun but I like to watch the PRIDE ultimate knockouts or UFC knockouts by chuck liddel. Rampage Jackson's "Jackson Unleashed" on youtube has ****ty rap music but is actually really cool, bodyslam knockout in the end is priceless. I'm thinkin of going to bestbuy to look for some highlight reels anyone got suggestions?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Meh, shogun is an overrated fighter. It annoys me that people can even think of him as number one. He hasn't been at his best in the last year, all his fights are boring! Clearly he is a number 3 fighter with chuck and wandy 1&2.Hydroblunt said:Ehh, wouldn't go that far. His apprentice, Mauricio "The Shogun" Rua has long surpassed him. Watch a sparring video they made, Wanderlei wouldn't have much of a chance nowdays.
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I've always liked Royce Gracie, of course he isn't now what he was before, but he did own people like they were little girls back in the days, I like his style. Buakaw is also cool.