"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't get 'down and out' so much, but when I feel like a drink the low cost stuff will be Corona (hot summer days), Charles Shaw wine in the evening or winter, and a nice shot or two of Basil Haydens when the mood strikes.

All are reasonably priced and also very good in my non-expert opinion.
 
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TyTe`EyEz said:
Miller High Life.
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Those Errol Morris comercials got me on this one. I use to get 30 packs of high life for like no money. Good times.

bigjohnson said:
when I feel like a drink the low cost stuff will be Corona (hot summer days), Charles Shaw wine
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Alright 2 buck chuck! Low ball your ex wife by selling a premium wine for almost no money. Very DJ IMO!
 
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