Fatty Filters

[bat soup]

Has anyone tried Tinder Platinum which adds the "Fatty Filter". It allows you to filter out all of the whales. Another feature is the "Dry Hole Filter" that filters out all of the women that don't want to hook up.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Hahahaha, that is freaking hilarious!!!

 

[sangheilios]

If a woman only has face pictures, it's very likely she is fat. Some women due to genetics can be quite overweight but still have a normal looking face, meaning if you saw just a picture of her face you'd assume that she was of a normal/healthy bodyweight.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Yup no full body, despite an attractive face is an instant negatory.

 

[Fruitbat]

I got caught on this on my first online date following divorce. Booked the restaurant and everything. Pics looked good. I didn’t even know what filters were. I didn’t know women could touch up their photos to look completely different.

the night before the date I did a cursory search of her Facebook and Jesus H Christ, she was enormous. Like really, really enormous.

What did she honestly expect, what do any of them expect? You turn up to find someone 3 X the size and their charming personality wins it? Or you just think hey, maybe I’ll try this out l?

mít the equivalent of hiring a Ferrari for a track day, posing with it and making a persona of a multimillionaire businessman and then she turns up and you have a 1995 Ford escort and work in a call centre.

At one point on OLD I stopped trying to project an imagine and just did me, I got tons more interest. I also got women more matched to me. I tried to put gym pics and stuff and it looked stupid, I’m not buff. When I just put pics of me in my work suit and playing golf etc, just stuff I actually do, women could smell the genuine nature of it. sure, i didnt get hot babes for casual sechs but i didnt put the years of work in the gym to get that. i dont deserve it, the same way grossly overweight women dont deserve guys like me

 

[AttackFormation]

I got caught on this on my first online date following divorce. Booked the restaurant and everything. Pics looked good. I didn’t even know what filters were. I didn’t know women could touch up their photos to look completely different.

the night before the date I did a cursory search of her Facebook and Jesus H Christ, she was enormous. Like really, really enormous.

What did she honestly expect, what do any of them expect? You turn up to find someone 3 X the size and their charming personality wins it? Or you just think hey, maybe I’ll try this out l?

mít the equivalent of hiring a Ferrari for a track day, posing with it and making a persona of a multimillionaire businessman and then she turns up and you have a 1995 Ford escort and work in a call centre.

At one point on OLD I stopped trying to project an imagine and just did me, I got tons more interest. I also got women more matched to me. I tried to put gym pics and stuff and it looked stupid, I’m not buff. When I just put pics of me in my work suit and playing golf etc, just stuff I actually do, women could smell the genuine nature of it. sure, i didnt get hot babes for casual sechs but i didnt put the years of work in the gym to get that. i dont deserve it, the same way grossly overweight women dont deserve guys like me

Werent you overweight yourself? lol

 

[SW15]

If a woman only has face pictures, it's very likely she is fat. Some women due to genetics can be quite overweight but still have a normal looking face, meaning if you saw just a picture of her face you'd assume that she was of a normal/healthy bodyweight.

This is true. Most women that don't show full body pics on swipe apps are overweight. Another way to tell if a woman is secretly fat is to look at her fingers if you can see them.

 

[Michael Chief]

You got me. I actually checked the Tinder Platinum perks after seeing this thread.

It's not even April Fool's Day!

 

[SW15]

You got me. I actually checked the Tinder Platinum perks after seeing this thread.

It's not even April Fool's Day!

Yes, that's true. Tinder wouldn't release those features. Swipe apps want to protect female egos.

 

[Fruitbat]

Werent you overweight yourself? lol

my weight has gone up and down loads of times but I’ve never been morbidly obese. Topped out at 114kg (6’3). Then I wasn’t in bad Nick at all.