Fatties

[perseverance]

Go for it, you only live once after all.

If you have an urge to bang a girl and she wants you to, then just shut up and f*ck her.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Don't bother, if it gets out you'll be labeled a chubby chaser. Hooked up with a fattie once in college, my friends still make fun of me and call me a chubby chaser.

As a man your genetically predisposed to like girls with good hips for child bearing, fat to store nutrients and as an indication of being well fed and thus helathy, and of course big boobs and in some cases a$$. Every now and then this catches up with me and I find myself attracted to a girl with curves. But then i get drunk and hit on a fat girl.

A chubby girls curves become much less appealing when you get in bed with her and see her gut and enormous thighs. Yuck

 

[Huffman]

I've fvcked more fatties with pretty faces than I've had hard sh1ts.

So does that mean Aussie girls are fat or just the food gives you diarrhea? In NZ, they certainly have both

 

[BigJimbo]

Miss Piggy ain't f---- cool! Jezus, don't any of you boys know that Miss Piggy was the Muppet that you most wanted to see get nuked by the Commies? C'mon, get with it. That fat f--- was a diva back when Menudo wasn't a Mexican soup, but instead a hot plate of Puerto Rican boy band meat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02C_2nea-o8&feature=fvst
HOT

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/_...uppets.png/300px-Miss-piggy---the-muppets.png
NOT.