"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Go for it, you only live once after all.

If you have an urge to bang a girl and she wants you to, then just shut up and f*ck her.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Kenny Powers

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Don't bother, if it gets out you'll be labeled a chubby chaser. Hooked up with a fattie once in college, my friends still make fun of me and call me a chubby chaser.

As a man your genetically predisposed to like girls with good hips for child bearing, fat to store nutrients and as an indication of being well fed and thus helathy, and of course big boobs and in some cases a$$. Every now and then this catches up with me and I find myself attracted to a girl with curves. But then i get drunk and hit on a fat girl.

A chubby girls curves become much less appealing when you get in bed with her and see her gut and enormous thighs. Yuck
 

Huffman

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Greasy Pig said:
I've fvcked more fatties with pretty faces than I've had hard sh1ts.
So does that mean Aussie girls are fat or just the food gives you diarrhea? In NZ, they certainly have both :D
 

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