"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fat Man In Merc Sues And The Gender Pay Gap

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
I don't really get what is annoying about either of those.
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1) I don't like fat people who would rather sue than lose weight.
2) I don't like feminists.

That enough?
 
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yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
 
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Originally posted by Coolage
yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
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His fatass should have known he couldnt use it. Thats why peolple test drive cars. Maybe i should get fat and buy any car i want then sue for billions cause ima fat piece of sh*t.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ok. The S-320 is NOT a tiny car. Not by any means. And although he is quite heavy, a 352lb person WILL NOT CAUSE a Mercedes to break down!!! No way in hell. What about when you have 4 180-lb males in the vehicle? Does that cause the car to "break down" on the autobahn? This guy is ridicoulous. If you ask me, I would say, sight in unseen, he is using his weight to get around a lemon car. We used to fit 800lbs worth of people in my old 1990 Nissan 240SX with no problem. Same with my 1988 Ford escort. Sheesh.
 
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