"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fat Man In Merc Sues And The Gender Pay Gap

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
I don't really get what is annoying about either of those.
1) I don't like fat people who would rather sue than lose weight.
2) I don't like feminists.

That enough?
 

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yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
 

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Originally posted by Coolage
yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
His fatass should have known he couldnt use it. Thats why peolple test drive cars. Maybe i should get fat and buy any car i want then sue for billions cause ima fat piece of sh*t.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ok. The S-320 is NOT a tiny car. Not by any means. And although he is quite heavy, a 352lb person WILL NOT CAUSE a Mercedes to break down!!! No way in hell. What about when you have 4 180-lb males in the vehicle? Does that cause the car to "break down" on the autobahn? This guy is ridicoulous. If you ask me, I would say, sight in unseen, he is using his weight to get around a lemon car. We used to fit 800lbs worth of people in my old 1990 Nissan 240SX with no problem. Same with my 1988 Ford escort. Sheesh.
 
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