"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Fat Man In Merc Sues And The Gender Pay Gap

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
I don't really get what is annoying about either of those.
1) I don't like fat people who would rather sue than lose weight.
2) I don't like feminists.

That enough?
 

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yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
 

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Originally posted by Coolage
yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
His fatass should have known he couldnt use it. Thats why peolple test drive cars. Maybe i should get fat and buy any car i want then sue for billions cause ima fat piece of sh*t.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ok. The S-320 is NOT a tiny car. Not by any means. And although he is quite heavy, a 352lb person WILL NOT CAUSE a Mercedes to break down!!! No way in hell. What about when you have 4 180-lb males in the vehicle? Does that cause the car to "break down" on the autobahn? This guy is ridicoulous. If you ask me, I would say, sight in unseen, he is using his weight to get around a lemon car. We used to fit 800lbs worth of people in my old 1990 Nissan 240SX with no problem. Same with my 1988 Ford escort. Sheesh.
 
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