"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fat Man In Merc Sues And The Gender Pay Gap

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
I don't really get what is annoying about either of those.
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1) I don't like fat people who would rather sue than lose weight.
2) I don't like feminists.

That enough?
 
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yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
 
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Originally posted by Coolage
yeah, but if they sold it to him when he was at that weight and they knew he couldn't use that car, I can see why he would be upset.
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His fatass should have known he couldnt use it. Thats why peolple test drive cars. Maybe i should get fat and buy any car i want then sue for billions cause ima fat piece of sh*t.
 

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Ok. The S-320 is NOT a tiny car. Not by any means. And although he is quite heavy, a 352lb person WILL NOT CAUSE a Mercedes to break down!!! No way in hell. What about when you have 4 180-lb males in the vehicle? Does that cause the car to "break down" on the autobahn? This guy is ridicoulous. If you ask me, I would say, sight in unseen, he is using his weight to get around a lemon car. We used to fit 800lbs worth of people in my old 1990 Nissan 240SX with no problem. Same with my 1988 Ford escort. Sheesh.
 
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