VladPatton
Master Don Juan
There's a cover for every pot. Somewhere there's a dude banging a retarded chick. All females have the power to get deek.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bahahahaha, I needed that! :crackup:( . )( . ) said:Women??? I thought it was iggy pop![]()
I thought it was Axl Rose.( . )( . ) said:Women??? I thought it was iggy pop![]()
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Actually, it's Switch's girlfriend. :cheer:Aristippus said:I thought it was Axl Rose.![]()
I always find it amusing when chubby chasers use "big boobs" as their official excuse. Who do they think they're fooling?Zarky said:Rationalization is a sad thing to behold, BB![]()
Surfing, para-gliding and snowboarding do not make girls look like Iggy Pop. Lifting too much weight does. There's difference between being fit and being ripped and girls definitely do NOT benefit from crossing that line.switch said:i want a broad who likes surfing, para gliding , snowboarding ,all the stuff that i like to do. i fvcking hate "couch girls" whose hobby is stalking other faggots on fagbook. it happens that the athletic girls usually have the traits that i like.
i wishThe Simple Man said:Actually, it's Switch's girlfriend. :cheer:
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Not something you want to cuddle up with.CrimsonPanther said:
That almost frightened me when I opened the pic. Scary.CrimsonPanther said:
Yep.CrimsonPanther said: