VladPatton
Master Don Juan
There's a cover for every pot. Somewhere there's a dude banging a retarded chick. All females have the power to get deek.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Fat Girls?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bahahahaha, I needed that! :crackup:( . )( . ) said:Women??? I thought it was iggy pop
For reference.
CrimsonPanther
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fat girls are not attractive. also, zero-fat girls are not attractive. there are a few in the gym i am frequenting, who are like mini-Schwarzenegger's, with pectoral muscles instead of boobies. NOT attractive. also their veins are showing.
a little fat is needed. just not overweight.
ugly:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ima...the-week-genuine-smile-beautiful-body_asm.jpg
ugly:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Sd1Obiq4v...yI/-myKAJRmNsw/s1600/taralynnwhalemermaid.jpg
sexy:
http://media.indiatimes.in/media/content/2012/Mar/1_1332898561_1332898570_640x640.jpg
also i don't get this new propaganda / worldwide spam about promoting fat women's sexiness. they all say, "ALL women are beautiful" while they are choosey as heck when picking males.
when women will find fat guys attractive and sexy, i will find fat women attractive and sexy. aka never.
a little fat is needed. just not overweight.
ugly:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ima...the-week-genuine-smile-beautiful-body_asm.jpg
ugly:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Sd1Obiq4v...yI/-myKAJRmNsw/s1600/taralynnwhalemermaid.jpg
sexy:
http://media.indiatimes.in/media/content/2012/Mar/1_1332898561_1332898570_640x640.jpg
also i don't get this new propaganda / worldwide spam about promoting fat women's sexiness. they all say, "ALL women are beautiful" while they are choosey as heck when picking males.
when women will find fat guys attractive and sexy, i will find fat women attractive and sexy. aka never.
switch
Master Don Juan
to each his own, im athletic and usually go for athletic girls. i hate the plain janes that dont have any interesting hobby but watching movies day in , day out.
i want a broad who likes surfing, para gliding , snowboarding ,all the stuff that i like to do. i fvcking hate "couch girls" whose hobby is stalking other faggots on fagbook. it happens that the athletic girls usually have the traits that i like.
ofc i dont like the ones with pecs lol,thats just disgusting, i love my "human pillows" aka D-cups i meant someone like a crossfit chick.
i want a broad who likes surfing, para gliding , snowboarding ,all the stuff that i like to do. i fvcking hate "couch girls" whose hobby is stalking other faggots on fagbook. it happens that the athletic girls usually have the traits that i like.
ofc i dont like the ones with pecs lol,thats just disgusting, i love my "human pillows" aka D-cups
i meant someone like a crossfit chick.Aristippus
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I thought it was Axl Rose.( . )( . ) said:Women??? I thought it was iggy pop
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Simple Man
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Actually, it's Switch's girlfriend. :cheer:Aristippus said:I thought it was Axl Rose.
Bokanovsky
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I always find it amusing when chubby chasers use "big boobs" as their official excuse. Who do they think they're fooling?Zarky said:Rationalization is a sad thing to behold, BB
Bokanovsky
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Surfing, para-gliding and snowboarding do not make girls look like Iggy Pop. Lifting too much weight does. There's difference between being fit and being ripped and girls definitely do NOT benefit from crossing that line.switch said:
switch
Master Don Juan
i wishThe Simple Man said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
