"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fat chicks... should you date one?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Maxtro

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Heh, that was funny.

Honestly, if they both have a good fun personality, it makes no sense at all to choose a fat chick over a healthier thinner girl.

When the darker fat chick said she was the average woman, it almost gave me a heart attack. Then I realized that she was from the future and she wasn't on her floating pod.
 

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Maxtro said:
Heh, that was funny.

Honestly, if they both have a good fun personality, it makes no sense at all to choose a fat chick over a healthier thinner girl.

When the darker fat chick said she was the average woman, it almost gave me a heart attack. Then I realized that she was from the future and she wasn't on her floating pod.
What you don't realize is that the "average woman" is fat. The average person is fat. 2/3 of all people are either overweight or obese. They mention that in the video. The avg size of a woman is 14/16.
 

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Fat girls are not attractive. Ugly girls are not attractive.

Why would you date an unattractive person? Any time you look at them, you'll think "where did I go wrong," and that will poison your relationship.

If you need to bust a nvt, fine, find a fatty, but seriously, it's not aethetically pleasing to be fat.
 

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I love it this is hilarious. The fat girls are so ignorant. The guy knows whats up

I might hook up with a fatty if no one finds out...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That skyy john is always right on about whatever topic they are discussing.

I love the justification of fat girls with, "Well, I have a nice personality, and brains, and have emotional connection with the guy..." :crackup: :crackup:

And small girls don't?

Give me a break. (No, not literally you behemoth)

Small, petite girls are usually shy and very feminine while big girls are strong, independent, and get what they want...hmm, sounds little bit of masculine qualities. Are you sure that your body didn't quit storing fat and turned it into a penis?

Nice personality and brains have never initiated a strong, sexual response in any man in the first place. It can sustain a sexual response and make post-orgasm much better. But those two things will NEVER create a strong sexual desire.

If it did, then I'd be banging Stephen Hawking every week.
 

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Extra layers of fat don't translate to extra layers of personality and character depth. :crackup:

Those two fatties were putting down ugly chicks. Hello? Seriously those two, particularly the white one, look like they fell off the ugly tree. :D
 

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****in Rediculous!!!, of course fat chicks will defend themselves.... why would they say "yes i cry and turn off the lights"???????

at a bar DUDES ARE DRUNK
 

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As I heard it said before, "Fat girls are mopeds, you'd ride one, but wouldn't want your friends to see you riding it."
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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skyjohn said:
Thats like a workout. You date big girls, you do not need to go to the gym because you ripped. You see dudes all cut up ?? thats big women.
:up:
 

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I know many bros that are attracted to girls with a little extra baggage. Personally, I wouldn't want to date a waif figure.

I also know a guy who was so desperate that he humped a fat chick. I mean, HUGE. Five foot seven, four hundred pounds. He said the experience was terrible. I'll go for a woman under 200 lbs personally.
 
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