Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Fat chicks... should you date one?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Heh, that was funny.

Honestly, if they both have a good fun personality, it makes no sense at all to choose a fat chick over a healthier thinner girl.

When the darker fat chick said she was the average woman, it almost gave me a heart attack. Then I realized that she was from the future and she wasn't on her floating pod.
 

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Maxtro said:
Heh, that was funny.

Honestly, if they both have a good fun personality, it makes no sense at all to choose a fat chick over a healthier thinner girl.

When the darker fat chick said she was the average woman, it almost gave me a heart attack. Then I realized that she was from the future and she wasn't on her floating pod.
What you don't realize is that the "average woman" is fat. The average person is fat. 2/3 of all people are either overweight or obese. They mention that in the video. The avg size of a woman is 14/16.
 

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Fat girls are not attractive. Ugly girls are not attractive.

Why would you date an unattractive person? Any time you look at them, you'll think "where did I go wrong," and that will poison your relationship.

If you need to bust a nvt, fine, find a fatty, but seriously, it's not aethetically pleasing to be fat.
 

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I love it this is hilarious. The fat girls are so ignorant. The guy knows whats up

I might hook up with a fatty if no one finds out...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That skyy john is always right on about whatever topic they are discussing.

I love the justification of fat girls with, "Well, I have a nice personality, and brains, and have emotional connection with the guy..." :crackup: :crackup:

And small girls don't?

Give me a break. (No, not literally you behemoth)

Small, petite girls are usually shy and very feminine while big girls are strong, independent, and get what they want...hmm, sounds little bit of masculine qualities. Are you sure that your body didn't quit storing fat and turned it into a penis?

Nice personality and brains have never initiated a strong, sexual response in any man in the first place. It can sustain a sexual response and make post-orgasm much better. But those two things will NEVER create a strong sexual desire.

If it did, then I'd be banging Stephen Hawking every week.
 

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Extra layers of fat don't translate to extra layers of personality and character depth. :crackup:

Those two fatties were putting down ugly chicks. Hello? Seriously those two, particularly the white one, look like they fell off the ugly tree. :D
 

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****in Rediculous!!!, of course fat chicks will defend themselves.... why would they say "yes i cry and turn off the lights"???????

at a bar DUDES ARE DRUNK
 

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As I heard it said before, "Fat girls are mopeds, you'd ride one, but wouldn't want your friends to see you riding it."
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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skyjohn said:
Thats like a workout. You date big girls, you do not need to go to the gym because you ripped. You see dudes all cut up ?? thats big women.
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I know many bros that are attracted to girls with a little extra baggage. Personally, I wouldn't want to date a waif figure.

I also know a guy who was so desperate that he humped a fat chick. I mean, HUGE. Five foot seven, four hundred pounds. He said the experience was terrible. I'll go for a woman under 200 lbs personally.
 
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