Fastest way to get laid

[Maxtro]

I've actually had a two cougars. One I met at a swinger club in San Francisco and the other at Adult Friend Finder. Both were nice experiences and plain dumb luck.

Don't have a clue how to repeat though.

 

[BustedKnucks]

I used to work in a bar, and picked up a cougar one night. She was 43, and I felt dirty as hell afterward.

 

[DonJuan11]

I've actually had a two cougars. One I met at a swinger club in San Francisco and the other at Adult Friend Finder. Both were nice experiences and plain dumb luck.

Don't have a clue how to repeat though.

Are the cougars hot in the SF club?

 

[Flabbergasped?]

brett, no need to pm.

I'm kissed, fingered, sucked on tits, given hickeys, pulled hair.

I haven't eaten out or ****ed.

 

[slitherjef]

fastest way to get laid? Maybe chloroform and a rag?

 

[New2Town]

I've been looking for a cougar for a long time..I look VERY young.

Where do I get them!?!?!?

It's called a fvcking zoo.

 

[Maxtro]

Are the cougars hot in the SF club?

It was like 3 or 4 years ago so I don't really remember. It was a mix of people of all ages. It was like 75% men and 25% women. The woman ranged from ugly to hot. The woman I met was in her mid 40's and average in looks I guess she was kind of attractive.

It's called a fvcking zoo.

Actually the best way is to go hiking in the hills that deer live in. Careful though, they're man eaters

 

[stand]

Horny college girl.. so easy....

 

[WaRpEd]

:crackup: Well at least you know what you want!! :crackup:

Lol, ok man so a quick bit of advice (this isn't going to solve your...not getting laid problem, but it's the first step I'd take). QUIT THINKING NEGATIVELY! I know it sucks ya ya we've all been there. When we think negative thoughts we are creating the means for our own negativity. Don't think that your not gonna get any, or that you can't, because then you (probably) won't.

 

[AznPlaya]

LOLZ u need 2 control ur hormones myan i know iz hard but know that ur goin 2 get laid anywayz..but there are very few that has self control and really focus on whats important which is a very attractive trait for the girls..!

 

[aldaris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

if i could i would give you aldaris reps. i can't though. this is what i call a ****ing class aaa+ post! i don't even have to read anything. in less than 30 seconds you make your point. you think these hors are going to come to your door before bed and say, "kyle, lets bang before you get some rest." hell no! you gotta be the one who goes to their doors and ask them if they wanna play with your love muscle! don't just sit there stroking your chest while guys like myself and djdamage leave the female populations in your town sore and aching.

tomorrow i am going to get drunk...really drunk. then i am going to use that line from the movie. i will report back and tell you what the hor says. so much for my 5 days of no sex.

the day a hor scares me is the day that i retire my one-eyed wonder from the game :yes:

 

[My Name is Nobody]

if i could i would give you aldaris reps. i can't though. this is what i call a ****ing class aaa+ post! i don't even have to read anything. in less than 30 seconds you make your point. you think these hors are going to come to your door before bed and say, "kyle, lets bang before you get some rest." hell no! you gotta be the one who goes to their doors and ask them if they wanna play with your love muscle! don't just sit there stroking your chest while guys like myself and djdamage leave the female populations in your town sore and aching.

tomorrow i am going to get drunk...really drunk. then i am going to use that line from the movie. i will report back and tell you what the hor says. so much for my 5 days of no sex.

the day a hor scares me is the day that i retire my one-eyed wonder from the game :yes:

The problem with that line is that if she agrees, you have to follow through and go l!ck her pu@@y.

I thought about using the line but who wants to go eat out a girl they don't know? Gross. And if she is already your girlfriend there is no need to ask so the line is not really effective IMO.

 

[aldaris]

The problem with that line is that if she agrees, you have to follow through and go l!ck her pu@@y.

I thought about using the line but who wants to go eat out a girl they don't know? Gross. And if she is already your girlfriend there is no need to ask so the line is not really effective IMO.

my point is to not let a hor scare you. 99% of the pussies on here let the hor rule over them. and on the 5th evening god made the hor so that man could have something to do in between watching sports on television and work.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

my point is to not let a hor scare you. 99% of the pussies on here let the hor rule over them. and on the 5th evening god made the hor so that man could have something to do in between watching sports on television and work.

I have no doubt that the line will work.. I don't think using that line makes you "unscared". But the girl has to be as hot as the woman in that movie. And we need pics to prove it.

Let us know how licking a strange girls pu$$y goes.. If it's hairy or stinky, abort the mission! You don't want the taste of rotten burrito's in your throat.

 

[DonJuan11]

Here's the scene: your lying on your back with your head on the edge of the bed, the booty's two feet from your head.

Should you:

(a) Take the time to find a condom
(b) Walk right over and pound them
(c) Tell her that you want her love
well the answer is (d) all of the above.

So your freaking, the furniture's squeaking, she's tweaking, saying that's she weak in the knees. Chief for chief and pound for pound, your taxing it and waxing and working it all around until the booty starts making that clapping sound!

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You're a freak of the industry!

 

[aldaris]

I have no doubt that the line will work.. I don't think using that line makes you "unscared". But the girl has to be as hot as the woman in that movie. And we need pics to prove it.

Let us know how licking a strange girls pu$$y goes.. If it's hairy or stinky, abort the mission! You don't want the taste of rotten burrito's in your throat.

i tried that line with a random lady who works at a coffee joint. she didn't really get it, but the guy behind her sure did. i ended up with his number. so i think you need to avoid men when you dish that one out.

the girl has to be hot? hell, i live in one of america's biggest college towns. 90% of these broads are fat and sloppy. i don't care. i slip my sex piston in all of them.

licking strange *****? the human tongue is made to lick crazy ****. i once licked up two dozen live ants for $20. easiest twenty bucks i have ever made.

 

[aldaris]

btw, no i didn't call that guy who gave me his number. i'm sure some of you wish you were given such a number from a young strapping male.