fast question

[illmatic1005]

What do u say to a girl who says stuff like

"Can you throw this out for me?"
"Can you tie my shoe?"
"Can you get that for me?"
"Can you do this, that, etc"

What is your respone to these sort of questions?

Also, when do u simply just throw something out or whatever?

 

[ChrizZ]

What do u say to a girl who says stuff like

"Can you throw this out for me?"
"Can you tie my shoe?"
"Can you get that for me?"
"Can you do this, that, etc"

What is your respone to these sort of questions?

Also, when do u simply just throw something out or whatever?

just flat out laugh at her like she just said the most pathetic thing in the world and then say "yeah right. You're not just cute your also funny. You should have your own stand up comedy TV show!"

 

[Play the Game]

What do u say to a girl who says stuff like

"Can you throw this out for me?"
"Can you tie my shoe?"
"Can you get that for me?"
"Can you do this, that, etc"

What is your respone to these sort of questions?

Also, when do u simply just throw something out or whatever?

There's this magic word that eludes all the AFCs and it's called...... NO

Throw your own dam sh1t out.
Tie your own dam shoe.
Get it yourself.
Do it yourself.

 

[Bvbidd]

Depending on what it is, I say "Sure but you owe me." and do a bl0wjob motion.

 

[Rex Man]

I could, but I'm not going to. Do I LOOK like Alfred?

 

[Someone Much cooler]

depends i will hold the door for someone and that kinda thing, but to tie someone's shoe, highly doubt it. I would prolly sneer/smirk and be like "fvck outta my face" make sure you snarl menecingly

 

[penkitten]

I could, but I'm not going to. Do I LOOK like Alfred?

too funny!

 

[tigerstyle]

It depends on what she is asking, who she is, how long I've known her, etc.

Always try and be C&F about it though, that is, if you are into the girl.

A personal favorite in these kind of scenarios is play the "what's-in-it-for-me" card, and I'll ask for a shoulder rub/massage in return for throwing out whatever. This is doubly awesome, 'cause if she agrees, A) you get a massage, and B) whether or not she is good, you can say something like "Damn that was pretty good... so good in fact that I've got to return the favor. Then you give her a massage -- instant kino.

 

[dav22]

If there's a genuine reason for her to ask for something (such as she has no arms and cant tie laces) then that's alright. Often though (such as the girls with arms) they only ask to see if they can get away with it.

Like the guys above said, i'd usually just laugh and say no as if she's just being pathetic.

 

[rushing dude 123]

NO! or sure whats in it for me?....."blah blah it would just be nice"......then no

 

[DJ1234]

yeah...it depends on what she's asking but are you and this girl bf/gf?
It sounds like your're some kind of AFC that she has to ask to do this and that for her and is just using you...

But really if she asks you to do repetitive stupid things you should say NO! Plain and simple....
Whether you say whats in it for me, you owe me one, or how about you do it you've got hands and feet....if she keeps asking you to go out of your way for her and do stuff she's using you/testing you...

 

[Mental]

What do u say to a girl who says stuff like

"Can you throw this out for me?"
"Can you tie my shoe?"
"Can you get that for me?"
"Can you do this, that, etc"

What is your respone to these sort of questions?

Also, when do u simply just throw something out or whatever?

Currently, I try to do whatever is most unexpected and funny.

This woman (actually, my future (and now ex) date) started whining about how I owed her a chick flick.

Actually, my deal at the time was that if a woman saw two of my movies, and she hated them, I would go to a "chick flick" - fair is fair.

So I get two girls (one being a future dating relationship) to promise to go to one of my movies.

My (soon to be) date cancels out last minute because she's "shopping" so I go with this other girl.

Then a week later, (dating) girl starts whining about how I owe her a chick flick because... I looked at her and said:

EXCUSE ME? I DON'T OWE YOU A DAMN THING. ::laughing::

:Whine:

"DID YOU GO TO THE MOVIE? NO? So I owe YOU nothing." :still laughing:

Made the second chick laugh and I think she did a spit take. Best reaction I've seen in a while.

I kept doing that with her. Then, she asked if I wuld rub her feet. I looked like I was going to yell at her, then went "Ok" and did it for 5 seconds.

"That'll be 2.00."

I started thinking it was the wrong way to handle that situation, as I did end up rubbing her feet for like 5 seconds, which is what she wanted. Yeah, I "supplicated."

But it was more in that it was damned funny because it was unexpected. Part of me wishes I had thought of something funnier, but... oh well, you live and learn.