"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Fast money?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
How much cash, and how soon? What are you qualified to do? How old are you?
Too vague of a question.
i'm still in college so i'm not qualified to do much. but doing porn would really fvck with my relationship lol
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
If your state allows it, try and work at the pubs/bars located on or near the campus.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Or get a job as a waiter.
Or both.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
6-heads lewis
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Selling sperm is not as quick and profitable as you may think.
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
If you goto a private school, religious type, be extremely careful.
Places like IV are safe, but on campus its 2x bad.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
diablo
Master Don Juan
So, here are a few legal options:
Male dancing (private events or at a bar/club - be this frequented by older women, or if you're really in need of money, men).
Selling plasma (this is the route taken by many inner-city people in need of quick money, as evidenced by the overabundance of these sorts of facilities in lower-income areas)
Medical studies (such as the Pennington Biomedical Research Center... These sorts of things are OK, if you have one near your area, but otherwise you're out of luck)
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Ha ha ha.Bible_Belt said:
meitenesrigas
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Go gay. Tons of supposedly "straight" boys are doing it for the lifestyle and cash. Car, cash, trips, clothes, etc. It is one of the few things that you can do that is legal in America these days. At your age you can't drink (without breaking the law) in the USA, but you can get some guy's d*** and tongue shoved up your a-hole. Ain't freedom lovely? :cheer:X-ecution said:
I have 3 classes and I go to school Monday to Friday but I work full time at night and I sleep in the day. I get to study at night for a little but so it's cool. Actually a lot so I'm probably getting all As if I keep at it and more importantly I'm making money. hehe!~
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.