farts , ltr

[ananas]

so how do you manage farts while you live and sleep with a woman
do you always retain the farts at night and live with the resulting stomach pain and frustration
or do you fart

how did the fart enter the life of your relationship ? how did it introduce yourself. did you ask first? did you launch it as a surprise? have you made a formal contractual agreements on farts ?
i also need non-intentional fart stories.

thank you for contributing

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Pills like GasEx.

 

[Kotaix]

You can try all you want to keep your farts in at night, but you're going to blow ass in your sleep anyway. Farts are a part of life, pretending they don't exist and being a prude is just dumb imo.

I don't remember when farts entered the relationship, but it was early on. My gf often pretends to be grossed out when I fart, but then she will sometimes laugh like a maniac at her own farts so it's just fake outrage that I completely ignore.

Back when I used to rock climb, unintentional farts were just a part of life when pulling hard

 

[EyeBRollin]

My fiancé farts way more than I do. But my farts smell 10Xs worse. The important thing I make sure to enforce is no entering the bathroom when one of us is using the toilet. Privacy is important to me.

 

[RickTheToad]

so how do you manage farts while you live and sleep with a woman
do you always retain the farts at night and live with the resulting stomach pain and frustration
or do you fart

how did the fart enter the life of your relationship ? how did it introduce yourself. did you ask first? did you launch it as a surprise? have you made a formal contractual agreements on farts ?
i also need non-intentional fart stories.

thank you for contributing

Just let it out. On average, people pass gas over 25 times per day. It's natural as the bacteria in your gut is ingesting the foods in your intestine. Your farts are the byproduct of their work. Don't hold it in. No good. Trust when I say she farts too.

 

[RickTheToad]

My fiancé farts way more than I do. But my farts smell 10Xs worse. The important thing I make sure to enforce is no entering the bathroom when one of us is using the toilet. Privacy is important to me.

Get a place with 2 bathrooms. Peace of mind is worth it.

 

[wifehunter]

Stop eating bean burritos. : P

 

[B80]

My fiancé farts way more than I do. But my farts smell 10Xs worse. The important thing I make sure to enforce is no entering the bathroom when one of us is using the toilet. Privacy is important to me.

Iirc didn't you also enforce a policy where your g/f's had to ask for permission to use the toilet?

 

[EyeBRollin]

Iirc didn't you also enforce a policy where your g/f's had to ask for permission to use the toilet?

No. Wtf?

 

[B80]

No. Wtf?

Sorry chief, thought it was you.

Thought you mentioned something like you made them ask you for permission to do things as it asserted some kind of dominance, haha. Clearly getting you muddled up.

May have been about Facebook actually, demanding they close it. Clearly closely linked and got confused!

 

[EyeBRollin]

May have been about Facebook actually, demanding they close it. Clearly closely linked and got confused!

Sounds more like it. Before committing to exclusivity with a woman I demand access to her social media. If she is unwilling to agree, she stays in the plate / fvck buddy zone.

 

[B80]

Sounds more like it. Before committing to exclusivity with a woman I demand access to her social media. If she is unwilling to agree, she stays in the plate / fvck buddy zone.

It's an interesting concept and does make sense from logical stance. If someone truly likes you and had nothing to hide I assume they'd be happy to.

Imagine some 'strong' types would take offense and see it as controlling. Or women who actually have something to hide.

Either way it'd weed out a fair few potential headaches.

Do yku offer them access to yours?

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

so how do you manage farts while you live and sleep with a woman

Do not live with or sleep in the same bed as women.

 

[EyeBRollin]

It's an interesting concept and does make sense from logical stance. If someone truly likes you and had nothing to hide I assume they'd be happy to.

Imagine some 'strong' types would take offense and see it as controlling. Or women who actually have something to hide.

Either way it'd weed out a fair few potential headaches.

Do yku offer them access to yours?

I don’t have social media. But I typically do not give women access to my phone, even while in a relationship. Women don’t process context well at all. They do dumb **** like go through conversations with my homies and that starts dumb arguments over **** that has nothing to do with her.

Also, I am perfectly fine with the women that object to these terms. They just never get promoted to girlfriend.

 

[Redwolf]

Some things need to be kept to yourself in a relationship. What happens in the bathroom is one of them. It's best to have separate bathrooms if possible. Undesirable bodily functions are exactly that. Undesirable

 

[Jor-El]

Some things need to be kept to yourself in a relationship. What happens in the bathroom is one of them. It's best to have separate bathrooms if possible. Undesirable bodily functions are exactly that. Undesirable

I agree with that. of course,its a natural and normal bodily function that everyone does. Dosent mean you have to rub your partners nose in it,figuratively speaking.Remember,you want your partner to fancy you,if you are belching and farting and picking your nose all the time in front of them,it can kind of kill that off. You dont want to gross them out...think about it!

 

[wifehunter]

 

[B80]

I agree with that. of course,its a natural and normal bodily function that everyone does. Dosent mean you have to rub your partners nose in it,figuratively speaking.Remember,you want your partner to fancy you,if you are belching and farting and picking your nose all the time in front of them,it can kind of kill that off. You dont want to gross them out...think about it!

yep, agree. some say its a sign of being more comfortable with each other, but I've always found it extremely offputting when others joke about how they fart in front of each, some joking about having competitions etc. fair enough if works for them, but pretty repulsive imo.

yes, I know we all sh1t and fart etc, even good looking women sometimes, but something low class/unattractive when women 'banter'/joke about it. unless they're unwell and it comes up, its not something that needs to come up.

I'm not particularly precious and this is about the only subject (apart from hearing about other men they've been with) that I don;t want to hear about!

 

[ananas]

what if you feel very bloated one night, and can only fart when you a lying down because as soon as you get up your need to fart vanish. you have a lot of diarhea-smelling farts and it hurts you to retain yourself. also you are in an hotel room and the bathroom gives right into the bedroom, with a thin wood door.
what would you do ?

 

[B80]

what if you feel very bloated one night, and can only fart when you a lying down because as soon as you get up your need to fart vanish. you have a lot of diarhea-smelling farts and it hurts you to retain yourself. also you are in an hotel room and the bathroom gives right into the bedroom, with a thin wood door.
what would you do ?

Say you need to go to thr toilet? Close the door.