farts , ltr

[B80]

if a woman does a smelly fart, it’s the man’s fault.

And she’s absolutely right.

If she’s doing smelly farts it’s because she’s untrained. And she’s untrained because men have failed to train her. So she’s quite right to blame men for her farts.

I recall having light hearted chats about before with others. Once at a wedding, 1 guy was chatting with me and (now ex) wife. He said as you've been with each other 5+ years or whatever it was, we must be comfortable farting in front of each other. I gently/light heartedly said something like no, not on my watch, or words to that effect. He seemed genuinely shocked/taken back by it. Even found him bringing up vulgar. Just the way he was talking about for too long, 'we all fart, sh1t, p1ss etc' that kind of attitude. But he was drunk.

That sort of thing that goes hand in band with women drinking pints, stuffing a beef burger down their throat, watching football or even worse, sometimes joining in with chants. Thinking they're '1 of the lads'. Total turnoff.

Like I said, I'm not some controlling, disciplinarian, but have always mentioned how disgusting/unlady like it is, usually when it comes up naturally, talking about others. One thing I really can't stand from women. Women never do it in front of me, apart from odd genuine slip, which I don't make an issue out of.