Farting in bed

[BCOMusic]

so im in bed with one of my girls tonight

and i really have to fart the whole night, like a HUGE fart, not even just a regular fart....

we weren't hooking up, but I didn't want to start hooking up cause I was afraid i was going to rip ass like crazy

i ended up leaving because I had to fart so bad and then i just farted like crazy on the walk home :crackup:

P.S, I met this girl a week ago, we hooked up last night, and i wanted to fclose tonight but i just ahd to fart man it was horrible

should i have ripped ass on her? dutch oven hahah

i figured no, but that would be funny ****

 

[KarmaSutra]

What man has NOT been in this position at one point of his life or another?

What I've done is gotten really into laying the pipe and then letting the fart kind of ease out. If it's a whopper and needs to be blown out then do it. The embarassment you feel is nothing compared to the discomfort holding it in.

Chicks fart too.

 

[HandyAndy]

LMAO!!!
omg dude thats the funniest thing if ever fvcking read

 

[Bible_Belt]

If you fart in front of her, she will start farting in front of you. Do you really want that? Do you really? I had a farting ex. She used to act offended that I didn't want to be around her farting. I would make her leave and take what she called 'fart walks.' I prefer a fart walk policy over a mutual farting policy, but it is up to you.

 

[wolf116]

Chicks fart too.

Not my ex. No one in her whole family have ever herd her fart and she swears she never has.

 

[Lust]

Not my ex. No one in her whole family have ever herd her fart and she swears she never has.

She's a witch!!!

Burn her!

 

[comic_relief]

excuse yourself to the bathroom

comic_relief

 

[Effington]

Been there done that man. I was kind of laughing to myself at the time. After a minute I went to the bathroom and did my business.

 

[Luveno]

Not my ex. No one in her whole family have ever herd her fart and she swears she never has.

This woman must have a very large enterocutaneous fistula. Does she leak crap out of a random unnatural hole?

 

[BCOMusic]

:rockon: Yea, girls don't fart or poop.

 

[just so suave]

Yea, girls don't fart or poop.

True, it says they don't poop in Kevin and Perry Go Large, so it must be right

 

[Charm&Style]

you couldve told her to put some ear muffs on

 

[thatguyjamalx]

shouldve let it rip, theres nothing like a huge dirty fart that says 'I dig you'

 

[aliasguy]

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I remember one time this really, really hot girl that i was running around with (seriously, this girl was HOTT -- freakin' centerfold hot) let loose with a big one in her sleep. She mumbled, "sorry," and i gave her a little sh*t about it the next day. She said, "Well, you fart, too." I said, yeah, ok. The whole thing was really cute.

Too bad we didn't go on longer. DAMN, she was hot.

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[thatguyjamalx]

Yeah I had some girl actually fart while she was going down on me, she was that relaxed, I sort of found it endearing LoL...

 

[Randallpink83]

you couldve told her to put some ear muffs on

:nono: silent but deadly style?




.....I would have farted with her in the room. But I would have waited til she was giving me head while I did it.... It would have made for a much better post here in the fourms.

 

[Randallpink83]

Yeah I had some girl actually fart while she was going down on me, she was that relaxed, I sort of found it endearing LoL...

lol ...."awwww you farted! How cuuuute!"

 

[Sexual]

If you fart in front of her, she will start farting in front of you. Do you really want that? Do you really? I had a farting ex. She used to act offended that I didn't want to be around her farting. I would make her leave and take what she called 'fart walks.' I prefer a fart walk policy over a mutual farting policy, but it is up to you.

Yeah, same thing. It was one of the reasons I dumped her because I'm a ****, but at least I have a sense of etiquette. Save that nasty crap for marriage when you've got us hooked, ladies.