"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Farting in bed

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so im in bed with one of my girls tonight

and i really have to fart the whole night, like a HUGE fart, not even just a regular fart....

we weren't hooking up, but I didn't want to start hooking up cause I was afraid i was going to rip ass like crazy

i ended up leaving because I had to fart so bad and then i just farted like crazy on the walk home :crackup:

P.S, I met this girl a week ago, we hooked up last night, and i wanted to fclose tonight but i just ahd to fart man it was horrible

should i have ripped ass on her? dutch oven hahah

i figured no, but that would be funny ****
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What man has NOT been in this position at one point of his life or another?

What I've done is gotten really into laying the pipe and then letting the fart kind of ease out. If it's a whopper and needs to be blown out then do it. The embarassment you feel is nothing compared to the discomfort holding it in.

Chicks fart too.
 
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If you fart in front of her, she will start farting in front of you. Do you really want that? Do you really? I had a farting ex. She used to act offended that I didn't want to be around her farting. I would make her leave and take what she called 'fart walks.' I prefer a fart walk policy over a mutual farting policy, but it is up to you.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
Chicks fart too.
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Not my ex. No one in her whole family have ever herd her fart and she swears she never has.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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wolf116 said:
Not my ex. No one in her whole family have ever herd her fart and she swears she never has.
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She's a witch!!!

Burn her!
 
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excuse yourself to the bathroom

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Been there done that man. I was kind of laughing to myself at the time. After a minute I went to the bathroom and did my business.
 
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wolf116 said:
Not my ex. No one in her whole family have ever herd her fart and she swears she never has.
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This woman must have a very large enterocutaneous fistula. Does she leak crap out of a random unnatural hole?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yea, girls don't fart or poop.
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True, it says they don't poop in Kevin and Perry Go Large, so it must be right
 
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I remember one time this really, really hot girl that i was running around with (seriously, this girl was HOTT -- freakin' centerfold hot) let loose with a big one in her sleep. She mumbled, "sorry," and i gave her a little sh*t about it the next day. She said, "Well, you fart, too." I said, yeah, ok. The whole thing was really cute.

Too bad we didn't go on longer. DAMN, she was hot.

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Yeah I had some girl actually fart while she was going down on me, she was that relaxed, I sort of found it endearing LoL...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Charm&Style said:
you couldve told her to put some ear muffs on
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:nono: silent but deadly style?




.....I would have farted with her in the room. But I would have waited til she was giving me head while I did it.... It would have made for a much better post here in the fourms.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
If you fart in front of her, she will start farting in front of you. Do you really want that? Do you really? I had a farting ex. She used to act offended that I didn't want to be around her farting. I would make her leave and take what she called 'fart walks.' I prefer a fart walk policy over a mutual farting policy, but it is up to you.
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Yeah, same thing. It was one of the reasons I dumped her because I'm a ****, but at least I have a sense of etiquette. Save that nasty crap for marriage when you've got us hooked, ladies.
 
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