"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Falsely accused of sexual harassment!

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just be glad that it was a ****ty low paying job. hope you have learned your less.


on another note.

A friend of mine got accused by a girl of raping her. Funny thing is that during the time when this 'rape' was supposedly to have happened, he was with me in ANOTHER TOWN!!! But that didnt matter at all, police brought him in for questening and gave hime the 3rd degree, he was almot kicked out of Uni and he got in a lot of ****. Just because this girl accused him. But then a week later the chick confessed that she just made it up to make someone else jealous.

Girls/women are ****ed up. all they are good for is bukake.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've been telling people here for MONTHS not to sh!t where they eat and to not fool around at work as have others. Player_Supreme even made a post about it, I don't think many people read it.

It really pisses me off to hear about things like this happening. Women are EVERYWHERE, there is no point in risking your income over them.

I'm glad you learned from this mistake, hopefully others can learn from reading about it.
 

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
I've been telling people here for MONTHS not to sh!t where they eat and to not fool around at work as have others. Player_Supreme even made a post about it, I don't think many people read it.

It really pisses me off to hear about things like this happening. Women are EVERYWHERE, there is no point in risking your income over them.

I'm glad you learned from this mistake, hopefully others can learn from reading about it.
Well, if you are only looking to date around and be a player then you should NEVER go after women you work with. If you work with someone you want a long term relationship with then it's okay to get involved with someone you work with, especially since a very large portion of people in LTRs met through work. You just have to move slowly and be sure they're the right kind of person before making any moves.
 

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I would have fired you too bro. "Wrestling moves"...WTF??? You think for $7 an hour there will be some big investigation where you get to have some trial and sh*t. You should be working on the job not doing these oral sex/wrestling moves on chicks. By the tone of your first post, I would be willing to bet that more than one incident was responsible for you getting the boot.

Cesare Cardinali
 

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Originally posted by Cesare Cardinali
I would have fired you too bro. "Wrestling moves"...WTF??? You think for $7 an hour there will be some big investigation where you get to have some trial and sh*t. You should be working on the job not doing these oral sex/wrestling moves on chicks. By the tone of your first post, I would be willing to bet that more than one incident was responsible for you getting the boot.

Cesare Cardinali
There's a young guy I work with who has this thing for snapping the females on the arse with a hand towel. He did it to me one time. I calmly got my special card for the computer system (like a credit card) and walked over to him, bent half of the card way back and snapped him really hard right under the tip of his nose and told him if he snapped me again he was gonna get it. A couple of times he thought about snapping me again, but I gave him "the look" and started towards him. He ran away very quickly. He likes to be a smart arse, too. So one day it was quiet and I called him over to the counter where there is a big wooden rooster sitting. I said "Hey, smell this rooster!" He smelled it and I said "C*ck sniffer". We have a nice working relationship. I scare him and he doesn't snap me in the arse anymore. It works really well.

The girl should have just played along with his "wrestling" move and "accidentally" head butted him in the crotch. That would have resolved any further attempts of a "full nelson" or whatever the heck he was trying on her. And they both could have gotten on with their working lives. :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Don't put "wrestling moves" on people in the workplace or anywhere else but the wrestling mat! Makes you look like an AFC azzhole anyway.

Dietzcoi
 

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Sometimes though do you wonder blokes give up and become AFC porn voyeurs.

You read stories about blokes just chatting up women and the next thing they are in Jail and beaten to an inch of their lives, only to discover later the allegations aren't true.

Also I think it's a wicked move on those women who have genuinely been molested, because of lying b1tches a lot of girls don't report stuff because they feel they won't be believed.
 

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Thanks for everyone who chimed in with support and advice.

Now, about revenge:

At first I wanted my persecuters to die horribly. I now see that the best revenge against the manager and the girl is to be more successful than them. To be in a position to fire them and then not to, because I am a superior person.

This girl threatens to make me fearful of women, as does the rest of society. I will exact revenge by completing my training here and becoming an ultimate DJ. I will surround myself with hot women. Maybe she will see this and wish she hadn't presented herself as my enemy. However, I will be better than her and extend an overture of friendship and forgiveness (but nothing else :) .

Thanks again. Now look for a Bootcamp by me soon.
 
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