Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
If you're doing this you have SERIOUS inner game (self confidence) issues.How many of you use fake text conversation generator apps to create fake text conversations with yourself and a "plate" or "plates" in an effort to impress your friends or get your girl jealous?
Yea. Only girls like it...This has to be up there with the guy claiming to have a "bionic c0ck"
dont know if trolling, but it hilarious none the less. maybe you dont have a real c0ck but kudos to you for having the balls to talk about it openly.Yea. Only girls like it...
Complete strangers on the Internet. Guess not.
Oh well.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Well for example a poster could crop a picture of a random hb or hbs pics online so it couldn't be image searched and claim he's dated her or had triple headers with to post as proof of his game.If you're doing this you have SERIOUS inner game (self confidence) issues.
How do you know posters on ss haven't done it to appear as a guru of sorts?Congrats...youve managed to have the biggest loser post in a long string of them lately...
You paid them to like it.Yea. Only girls like it...
Complete strangers on the Internet. Guess not.
Oh well.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
My gf from March - June liked it. For free.You paid them to like it.
If they liked it that much, they would be hitting you up for 3 somes twice a week for free. Do you think the car salesmen are always happy?
You have something they want and they want to get it. And newsflash....its not the "bionic c0ck".