"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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fake laughing....do you do it?

AcknowledgeDaRep

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If someone makes a joke, do you feel the obligation to throw in a fake chuckle? I often do, but it feels fake and approval seeking. Particularly if a girl makes a joke with you, do you fake laugh if it's not funny? Quite often I'll just smirk, but sometimes the girl wants that "fake laugh" and feels uncomfortable if you don't give it to her.

What do you guys think?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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As c&f, yes.

"Any more veeeery, veeeery funny joke?"
 

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if they are telling a joke it is either funny/stupid/complicated... if its funny ill laugh, if its stupid I look at the person who told it like wtf... and if its to complicated that I cant understand it, it is more than likely a stupid joke... I am not a dumbass
 

lordson

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yeah i do it, but i try to make it sound as real as possible

can always tell though, by how thier face goes straight back into netural after 2 seconds
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i never laugh
 

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bullmoose - in my official threa i posted some joke for you, before the LTR subject. i hope you will enjoy tips and find them usefull. pzz mate
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJ_in_making

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Some people hate fake laughing. It seems sort of rude if you show absolutely NO HUMOR to a joke. I like to add to the topic, just so there won't be that odd silence.
random example

She: "Doesn't that guy with the mohawk look like a rooster? Hahaha!" (Obviously not funny)
Me: That's a very mean thing to say about roosters. (She starts cracking up)

Notice in the example you're not laughing at the joke but you're still being fun. And you don't have to be an ass and say "Not funny!"
 

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fake chuckles have to go. i realized i had a habit of doing this and it makes you look dorky when you give courtesy chuckles. all you have to do is give a sly grin and that'll suffice. look at all the alpha male/cool characters in the movies. they never give courtesy chuckles.
 

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Originally posted by john_1234
fake chuckles have to go. i realized i had a habit of doing this and it makes you look dorky when you give courtesy chuckles. all you have to do is give a sly grin and that'll suffice. look at all the alpha male/cool characters in the movies. they never give courtesy chuckles.
Oh damn, why did you have to say this? Watch the next "article" on the SS homepage be . . . "Does John Wayne give courtesy chuckles?"
 
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