"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Booblepook

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How to get a fake ID? Mine's expired, want everything same on it, but expiration date in 2012 or something.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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fresh_to_death

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Same here, I want to acquire a fake green card. I've been searching the net, but haven't found anything substantial.
 

Booblepook

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Easy there with fake green card..


As far as fake id/driver license, it wont' fly with a cop.. But, let's say you are dealing with a bank, need to verify your identity.. Your old one is expired by 2 years or so.. A fake one, with same information but different expiration date with flly by undetected..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Berlex

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teen drinking is very bad...but I got a fake ID though...yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yo, 2 step with me, 2 step with me...
 

BMX

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I knew a guy who got pulled over by a cop in AZ and he handed him his fake ID. the cop said "you're a dumba$$, you know this is a felony" but the cop just let him go after seeing his real ID.
 

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Make your own, or get the govenment to issue you one. Learn how:www.paladinpress.com

For those of you wanting to know why I would direct this kid in the right direction, see the link in my signature and listen to what it says about the new national ID.

Fight the Man!:rockon:
 

thehexman

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Check if in your state you can have a voucher vouch for your information, such as your name. Then see if you can use something easily forgeable, such as a telephone bill, for use of address. Then use a school report or something of the like (easy to forge) to get your birthdate changed.

Also you might try just printing out a card from a bogus organization and laminating it, for example I made an ID that said I was a tourist guide with the American Tourist Guide Association, that just so happened to have my birthdate changed :).
 
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