"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Booblepook

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How to get a fake ID? Mine's expired, want everything same on it, but expiration date in 2012 or something.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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fresh_to_death

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Same here, I want to acquire a fake green card. I've been searching the net, but haven't found anything substantial.
 

Booblepook

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Easy there with fake green card..


As far as fake id/driver license, it wont' fly with a cop.. But, let's say you are dealing with a bank, need to verify your identity.. Your old one is expired by 2 years or so.. A fake one, with same information but different expiration date with flly by undetected..
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Berlex

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teen drinking is very bad...but I got a fake ID though...yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yo, 2 step with me, 2 step with me...
 

BMX

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I knew a guy who got pulled over by a cop in AZ and he handed him his fake ID. the cop said "you're a dumba$$, you know this is a felony" but the cop just let him go after seeing his real ID.
 

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Make your own, or get the govenment to issue you one. Learn how:www.paladinpress.com

For those of you wanting to know why I would direct this kid in the right direction, see the link in my signature and listen to what it says about the new national ID.

Fight the Man!:rockon:
 

thehexman

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Check if in your state you can have a voucher vouch for your information, such as your name. Then see if you can use something easily forgeable, such as a telephone bill, for use of address. Then use a school report or something of the like (easy to forge) to get your birthdate changed.

Also you might try just printing out a card from a bogus organization and laminating it, for example I made an ID that said I was a tourist guide with the American Tourist Guide Association, that just so happened to have my birthdate changed :).
 
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