"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gf texted:
GF: Move ur bday plz as its very inconvenient
ME: Good
GF: Nope its terrible. May just accidently forget it
ME: Not convinced
-next message instantly replied, obvious **** test-
GF: Not trying to convince u
3 hrs later as was at work after attempted to turn it around with next text
ME: Gd cos i like the date
GF: Weirdo

NC initiated to regain some ground. BUT i have already planned to see her on a day, and so will av to be the first to initiate what time in the day im picking her up.

Any advice how to salvage, as me continuing NC will make me look butt hurt if i just ignore the plan made to pick her up, from wot i can see its a lose lose situation now
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Warrior74 said:
Wait,

She asked you to move your birthday? wut?
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Shes joking obviously, she set up an event and it falls on a day before my bday
 
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PLAYED said:
Gf texted:
GF: Move ur bday plz as its very inconvenient
ME: Good
GF: Nope its terrible. May just accidently forget it
ME: Not convinced
-next message instantly replied, obvious **** test-
GF: Not trying to convince u
3 hrs later as was at work after attempted to turn it around with next text
ME: Gd cos i like the date
GF: Weirdo

NC initiated to regain some ground. BUT i have already planned to see her on a day, and so will av to be the first to initiate what time in the day im picking her up.

Any advice how to salvage, as me continuing NC will make me look butt hurt if i just ignore the plan made to pick her up, from wot i can see its a lose lose situation now
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What were you trying to turn around?

GF: Move ur bday plz as its very inconvenient
ME: Good
GF: Nope its terrible. May just accidently forget it
ME: Not convinced
-next message instantly replied, obvious **** test-
GF: Not trying to convince u

That's perfect. Just leave it at that. She offers shiit test, you deny offhandly with "not convinced" like a boss. End of conversation


Then for some damn odd reason, you text her 3 hrs later telling her you've been thinking about it for all this time. Instant fail. SHe calls you a weirdo for bringing up something that you already closed out 3 hrs ago.

Sage advice: Don't contact her if you don't have anything to say. If you have something to say, say it. Now move this shiit to the middle school forum.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bleh--what is this sh1t test you are talking about? Sounds more like a crazy immature b1tch who is telling you to 'move your birthday?'. I don't get that joke--sounds just like a little bratty girl to me.
 
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Wtf? Did you not like the answers in the other forum? Why double post?
 
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