"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Went for my licence today and failed the test. I did everything perfect until the reverse park which was the last manouvre of the exam and I thought I made 4 movements(max being 6) and she's like thats it 6 movements and I was 2metres from the kerb. Stupid fat bbitych. She was im serious a UG3 no kididng very fat and ugly... And out of anger I screamed out fvck me. She then at the end accused me off swearing at her. Stupid whoore.

Rant over. Just mad because I made $42 and failed this son of a biytch test...

Gotta wwait another week.. Fat hoe lol.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Self-control is the most powerful tool available :up:
 
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Reverse park. Shoot past to the extreme right. Stop. Signal left. Reverse, mirror + Shoulder check. Turn wheel to the extreme. Make ass end of car go into said spot. Double check mirrors to correct. Estimate distance to behind car. Don't hit said car. Done.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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She was fat I swear she was probably jealous that she has no future besides instructing driving cars and that my parents car was expensive and good and her fat jealous assss wanted to fail me so she could make more cash for the RTA. The ****tyasss Australia traffic authority.

****in ****s make you pay as well. When I use MY CAR and MY Petrol.. I never knew Ugly girls cost $40 to sit in a car with me. I could get a good looking chick to sit in it for free or pay them $39.99.

FUGLYS HAVE TO BE SHOT
 
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:rockon: It's too bad there's rarely any hot chicks being driver examiners...I've had men....or older people. Makes me mad.

Of course it's optional. If you had the day I had yesterday parallel parking, hitting the 40K+ truck in front of you AS WELL as the back car is optional too.
 
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