"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Failed Driving Test

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Went for my licence today and failed the test. I did everything perfect until the reverse park which was the last manouvre of the exam and I thought I made 4 movements(max being 6) and she's like thats it 6 movements and I was 2metres from the kerb. Stupid fat bbitych. She was im serious a UG3 no kididng very fat and ugly... And out of anger I screamed out fvck me. She then at the end accused me off swearing at her. Stupid whoore.

Rant over. Just mad because I made $42 and failed this son of a biytch test...

Gotta wwait another week.. Fat hoe lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Self-control is the most powerful tool available :up:
 
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Reverse park. Shoot past to the extreme right. Stop. Signal left. Reverse, mirror + Shoulder check. Turn wheel to the extreme. Make ass end of car go into said spot. Double check mirrors to correct. Estimate distance to behind car. Don't hit said car. Done.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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She was fat I swear she was probably jealous that she has no future besides instructing driving cars and that my parents car was expensive and good and her fat jealous assss wanted to fail me so she could make more cash for the RTA. The ****tyasss Australia traffic authority.

****in ****s make you pay as well. When I use MY CAR and MY Petrol.. I never knew Ugly girls cost $40 to sit in a car with me. I could get a good looking chick to sit in it for free or pay them $39.99.

FUGLYS HAVE TO BE SHOT
 
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:rockon: It's too bad there's rarely any hot chicks being driver examiners...I've had men....or older people. Makes me mad.

Of course it's optional. If you had the day I had yesterday parallel parking, hitting the 40K+ truck in front of you AS WELL as the back car is optional too.
 
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