"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Fack me I may have herpes on my tongue (pics included)

Infamous J

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I'm not sure what it is, but it's come and gone a handful of times over the last two years or so. It'll stay there for anywhere from a couple days to a week. Basically it's a whitehead looking thing that appears on the end of my tongue. It's not painful, more annoying and slightly itchy, for some reason biting it lightly with my teeth makes it feel better.

Here's a pic, not my tongue but one I tracked down online:

http://s163.photobucket.com/albums/t296/anonymouse_05/

The one on the right shows best what mine looks like. Anyone know how I could have gotten whatever it is? Could it be something as simple as sharing a drink or would it have to be me giving oral to a chick? I have no other symptoms, only this stupid tiny bump.

Funny thing is I don't even really like going down. Now isn't that a b*tch.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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where is lms when you need him?

what the hell are you doing giving oral to a hor? when i tell you to bang'em i don't mean to lick them like the flavor of the month at baskin-robbins. hit it and leave.

why all this oral stuff? that is her pee-pee machine down there. for all you know you could have been licking up another man's love potion when you were doing that stupid stuff.

respect the virgins and bang the hors!! (just don't lick the pee-pee machine)
 
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OMG!!!!! If you want to stay ALIVE cut off your tongue now!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
OMG!!!!! If you want to stay ALIVE cut off your tongue now!!!
somebody make this man the moderator
 

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LOL wow. LMS you're killing me with this post and the one with the kid that made out with the 42 yr old. I hope I didnt wake up my neighbors laughing.

to OP I didn't look at the pic but oral herpes is more than just a bump on your tongue, that could be a swollen taste bud maybe? My best bro got oral herpes from making out with a girl, I've discussed it a few times here on other threads, and he says it is extremely painful and you get blisters on your lips and mouth. We've all gone down on girls, some we shouldn't, but hopefully this gets better and don't go down on a girl unless shes your gf and shes been tested.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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herpes doesn't go on your tongue, only the outside of your mouth
 

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Get it checked out at the Doctor but it doesent look like herpes to me.
 

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Get it checked out at the Doctor but it doesent look like herpes to me.
comic_relief
 

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looks like oral thrush (over growth of natural body flor) which is not a good sign as it usually represents people with weakened immune systems.

GO TO THE DOCTOR ASAP AND GET TESTED.
 

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Yeah it could be oral thrush.

Been eating any non fully baked goods lately such as baked bread or doughy not fully cooked cookies? lol.

That could do it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Canker sores usually you get from eating salty foods or just getting your tongue roughed up a bit too much by rough foods.

They can develop from that or just show up randomly.

Sometimes they appear as a tiny clearish white dot on your tongue.

Some are mildly painful and some are very painful if you try to break them open to release the pressure.

They tend to go away on their own after a while if left alone.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i sometimes get those when i brush my tongue too rough...they kinda feel like a pimple on your tongue. They go away eventually.
 

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The Inside Man said:
We've all gone down on girls, some we shouldn't, but hopefully this gets better and don't go down on a girl unless shes your gf and shes been tested.
no we haven't! that is the pee-pee machine you are talking about. fungus and bacteria grow down there. other men leave their deposits in these hors. if you don't have the skills to get a young virgin than don't lick!
 

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aldaris said:
no we haven't! that is the pee-pee machine you are talking about. fungus and bacteria grow down there. other men leave their deposits in these hors. if you don't have the skills to get a young virgin than don't lick!
^^that sounds funny and scary at the same time...
 

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Yeah I'm sure you're 46 year old ass is picking up plenty of "young virgins". I have gone down on only 4 girls, and 3 of them were virgins, for a fact. The last one wasn't, and it was stupid, but I learned my lesson. Good luck with your young virgins, how often do you get laid then once every 5 years? Most girls lose their virginity between 16-20, after college you're not going to find too many that still have the v card.
 

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Too bad I'm a cheap bastard or I would have gone to the doctor already.

Most the feedback seems good as far as it not being herpes, but are you overlooking that it's come and gone several times, I'd say 4 or 5 over the last couple of years? I don't believe cankers do that and as for that oral thrush thing, could be, but I almost never get sick so my immune system seems fine.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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