Paid Laid & Made
Senior Don Juan
Today was my day.
My EX's GF (Amber) sends me a SMS and says that she will be working tonight with non other then my EX. She is like come on down, get some free ice cream (Dairy Queen) and lay some into your EX (Ashley).
I am like genius, no problem. Pick up my Wingman. We both looked pimped out, I changed my apperance drastically since the EX last saw me. I played "Wanna be a baller" while driving to DQ.
My Wingman and I get out and walk into that bizatch. I had the pimp walk and confidence look. It was perfect. I quickly make eye contact with Amber and then Ashley.
Here is my convo, I initiated with Amber.
Me: Hi Amber
Her: Hi B
Me: Waz UP?
Her: Nothing want some free ice cream?
Me: Yeah, that would be great.
Her: Here is a spoon ... oh wait, I threw this one at Ashley.
Me: Yeah, better get me another one, I dont want a contaminated one.
*Insert Dirty look from Ashley, who is sitting in the corner on the floor playing with her phone and seems intimidated*
Me: Hey look, its my EX!
*Another Dirty look*
Her: Here is your Ice Cream.
Me: Thanks, Amber your the BEST!
Her: Your Welcome.
Me: Where do you have the napkins?
Her: Right There *Points to side of counter*
Me: WoW, how did I not remember that? I need to spend more time in here again.
Her: AW, look B wants to spend more time with you *Sarcastically*
Me: Oh no, I said I would like to spend more time in DQ not quality time with Ashley.
*Quickly turn and head out the door*
Me: Later Amber ... LATER EX!!!
Her: Bye B
Ashley only made eye contact with me 3 times. Everytime I dissed her. I talk with her almost every few days and she never has problems talking with me. Today she was like intimidated or scared or something. My EX, seriously did not look very attractive, I could not believe I dated her.
My EX's GF (Amber) sends me a SMS and says that she will be working tonight with non other then my EX. She is like come on down, get some free ice cream (Dairy Queen) and lay some into your EX (Ashley).
I am like genius, no problem. Pick up my Wingman. We both looked pimped out, I changed my apperance drastically since the EX last saw me. I played "Wanna be a baller" while driving to DQ.
My Wingman and I get out and walk into that bizatch. I had the pimp walk and confidence look. It was perfect. I quickly make eye contact with Amber and then Ashley.
Here is my convo, I initiated with Amber.
Me: Hi Amber
Her: Hi B
Me: Waz UP?
Her: Nothing want some free ice cream?
Me: Yeah, that would be great.
Her: Here is a spoon ... oh wait, I threw this one at Ashley.
Me: Yeah, better get me another one, I dont want a contaminated one.
*Insert Dirty look from Ashley, who is sitting in the corner on the floor playing with her phone and seems intimidated*
Me: Hey look, its my EX!
*Another Dirty look*
Her: Here is your Ice Cream.
Me: Thanks, Amber your the BEST!
Her: Your Welcome.
Me: Where do you have the napkins?
Her: Right There *Points to side of counter*
Me: WoW, how did I not remember that? I need to spend more time in here again.
Her: AW, look B wants to spend more time with you *Sarcastically*
Me: Oh no, I said I would like to spend more time in DQ not quality time with Ashley.
*Quickly turn and head out the door*
Me: Later Amber ... LATER EX!!!
Her: Bye B
Ashley only made eye contact with me 3 times. Everytime I dissed her. I talk with her almost every few days and she never has problems talking with me. Today she was like intimidated or scared or something. My EX, seriously did not look very attractive, I could not believe I dated her.