"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Facebook Reply that I want to send tonight, please help me word it right

Silex

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Her facebook message to me was as follows,

HB 8: Where have u been? You have been in town for way to long without calling. This is a really good picture of you by the way. Who's your friend? She's pretty.

I put up a picture of me and my ex - I knew that would grab her attention!! :D :woo:

This is what I plan to reply with (I want to ellicit the ****y + funny vibe while negging the **** out of her)

ME: She's my future wife, so watch your tongue woman! She's MORE than just a pretty face! She's beautiful, intelligent, witty, caring, playful and she has a smile that will melt any man's cold, inconsiderate, manipulative, untrustworthy, and (insert any male trait/behavior that women always complain about here) heart. Oh yeah, and she's my ex.

(Insert your mods/ideas here)

I'll let you make it up to me.. you can be a brides maid at our wedding... oh and you have to buy us wedding gifts.

:) :)

Your thoughts? Feel free to completely change it to something you think will help me accomplish this if you think its necessary..

I haven't sent it yet, so no flaming please. I am here for advice and/or suggestions on how to modify/improve my reply.

My goal is to get a rise out of her and then make her laugh at the end.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"That's my ex. She's available in case you're interested."
 

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hugh?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I get it, thats good!

anybody else with suggestions?
 
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