Her facebook message to me was as follows,
HB 8: Where have u been? You have been in town for way to long without calling. This is a really good picture of you by the way. Who's your friend? She's pretty.
I put up a picture of me and my ex - I knew that would grab her attention!!
:woo:
This is what I plan to reply with (I want to ellicit the ****y + funny vibe while negging the **** out of her)
ME: She's my future wife, so watch your tongue woman! She's MORE than just a pretty face! She's beautiful, intelligent, witty, caring, playful and she has a smile that will melt any man's cold, inconsiderate, manipulative, untrustworthy, and (insert any male trait/behavior that women always complain about here) heart. Oh yeah, and she's my ex.
(Insert your mods/ideas here)
I'll let you make it up to me.. you can be a brides maid at our wedding... oh and you have to buy us wedding gifts.
Your thoughts? Feel free to completely change it to something you think will help me accomplish this if you think its necessary..
I haven't sent it yet, so no flaming please. I am here for advice and/or suggestions on how to modify/improve my reply.
My goal is to get a rise out of her and then make her laugh at the end.
HB 8: Where have u been? You have been in town for way to long without calling. This is a really good picture of you by the way. Who's your friend? She's pretty.
I put up a picture of me and my ex - I knew that would grab her attention!!
:woo:This is what I plan to reply with (I want to ellicit the ****y + funny vibe while negging the **** out of her)
ME: She's my future wife, so watch your tongue woman! She's MORE than just a pretty face! She's beautiful, intelligent, witty, caring, playful and she has a smile that will melt any man's cold, inconsiderate, manipulative, untrustworthy, and (insert any male trait/behavior that women always complain about here) heart. Oh yeah, and she's my ex.
(Insert your mods/ideas here)
I'll let you make it up to me.. you can be a brides maid at our wedding... oh and you have to buy us wedding gifts.
Your thoughts? Feel free to completely change it to something you think will help me accomplish this if you think its necessary..
I haven't sent it yet, so no flaming please. I am here for advice and/or suggestions on how to modify/improve my reply.
My goal is to get a rise out of her and then make her laugh at the end.