"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YOU ****ING SUCK, GO BACK TO RSDLAND U NEWB!

btw, don't rely too much on c/f. moderation for everything. use ur d*ck to think for everything else. by that, i mean be more sexual. and u're being too girly at the end. remember, don't grow tits, suck them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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overall, this definitely would have been better if you'd condensed it. You dragged it on way too long. Imo, you should never carry on a facebook convo this long; get away from your comp and do something real. (ok, I know that's a little hypocritical coming from a guy with 600+ posts...but still)

also, I think being a little more genuine and substantive would probably pay off. Routines like this spellz thing would probably work better in a club when you're trying to give some h0r any excuse for a ONS. Using it on a regular girl over the internet seems unrealistic.
 

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hahahah u're hilarious obsidian. u should consider being a comedian.
 

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there is no mystery. you have to talk less to her. just deactivate your FB or stop posting on her wall. or even better, just unfriend her. in a few yrs u will look back and be like "wow why did i waste so much time on this random girl"
 

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also I never understood why the fvck people talk on your wall with you. there is something called AIM or the PHONE
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Show some balls. Ask a girl for her number in person. If she's cute, guys are always trying to get her number on Facebook because they don't have the balls to do it in person.

And stop using other people's canned material. I did that sh*t last summer and got nowhere with it. What works best for me is to just go in and start talking about whatever comes up. I don't know how guys can score chicks with canned material, it just seems so unnatural.
 

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that was really f-ing stupid dude

why are you talking about spells and sh-t

dont follow everything mystery says, some of his material is just retarded
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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evasive said:
that was really f-ing stupid dude

why are you talking about spells and sh-t

dont follow everything mystery says, some of his material is just retarded
fcuk off. its not even from mystery. its from Tyler Durden. fcuk off retard. everyone else. thanks i guess...
 

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Guys on here are too heavy on the "criticism" and too light on the "constructive".

I agree that that was pretty terrible. BUT, good on you for giving it a shot, even if it was only facebook. You've gotta start somewhere, so don't worry about these scew ups. They are an excellent way to learn.

Your biggest mistake was going on WAY too long with the spell stuff. She actually seemed at least semi-interested/intrigued by it at the start, but your delivery was not good and she was clearly losing interest , but you still persisted with it for way beyond the point you should have quit (and started on some other line).

Second, you were also way over the top with the negs. Listen, save the negs for the REALLY hot ones. And even then use them sparingly and only if she is showing too much attitude. On less than 8s, negs are not a good idea at all, unless she is being a real bytch. This girl didn't do anything to earn negs about her being "dorky". You basically just ended INSULTING this girl...which is why she eventually told you to get fkked:

hahah YEAH okay, nice try. sorry but I ain't interested in you. it's okay, I don't want to talk to you anymore anyways.

and don't worry, it's not a spell. it's reality.
And she did it with style too! "And don't worry it's not a spell, it's reality" LOL, man she BURIED you with that one. ROFLMAO!

To sum it up, my main advice to you would be to stop trying so hard. It's perfectly FINE to relate to a girl simply as a human being, just talking about normal stuff for a bit. Now, sure, you need to spice it up a bit too, but do it sparingly. You were basically trying to hit a cnf home run with every line. Ease off the pedal a bit man.
 

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young_gun said:
lol i like ur spam.

danielzxc - cool. i'll take your advice into consideration and thanks a lot.
 

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Thanks. I'm just giving my 2 cents, d!ck.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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limerick said:
fcuk off. its not even from mystery. its from Tyler Durden. fcuk off retard. everyone else. thanks i guess...
you are a retard for that opener "hey, do u think spells work?" , congrats, dumbest f-ing thing i've ever heard. whats funnier is she thought you were serious with your dumb story to boot. maybe that opener would have worked if we were in the middle ages, douchewhistle
 

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young_gun said:
Thanks. I'm just giving my 2 cents, d!ck.
how the fcuk does "I agree" do anything? think about it and stfu.

evasive - its called testing shyt. come back and bytch at me when you're not a KBJ. kthxbai
 

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If you wanna argue about it, this isn't the place to do it. I don't feel like I'm gaining anything by arguing with you about anything. Telling people who are trying to help you to stfu doesn't get you anywhere. Your immaturity level really shows. Think about it.
 

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young_gun said:
If you wanna argue about it, this isn't the place to do it. I don't feel like I'm gaining anything by arguing with you about anything. Telling people who are trying to help you to stfu doesn't get you anywhere. Your immaturity level really shows. Think about it.
ok. then how about this? elaborate on "I agree."
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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