"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FACEBOOK GAME --> At it's best.

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Here is my version:

ME: I stumbled upon your profile and was just totally captivated by you.
I dont know why, all i know is im curious about you and just HAD to message you

Her: Sweet, aslong as thats not a generic message you send to all girls thats cool with me. So what made you captivated by me huh? x

Me: Yes, I send that to all the girls, but your special =P

dork ;)

Well.. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you

Her: And that is...?

Me: You'll never believe it if i told you

Her: well try me

Me: well can you guess? (optional)

I'll give you a clue its an expression you're doing

Her: is it becauze i pout alot? xx

Me:
close... i wont tell you the expression because if i told you, u'll probably stop doing it but...

I was searching for a friend and i saw your picture pop up and was instantly drawn to it...

I can tell that your a very passionate person who loves adventure... you have a look about you that is fueled by fire.. that you will see what you want and ****ing take that and im instantly drawn to people like that i cant help it

so you hijacked my mind and i now hate you for it =P

dork



And now i got her number ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJsparky said:
Here is my version:

ME: I stumbled upon your profile and was just totally captivated by you.
I dont know why, all i know is im curious about you and just HAD to message you

Her: Sweet, aslong as thats not a generic message you send to all girls thats cool with me. So what made you captivated by me huh? x

Me: Yes, I send that to all the girls, but your special =P

dork ;)

Well.. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you

Her: And that is...?

Me: You'll never believe it if i told you

Her: well try me

Me: well can you guess? (optional)

I'll give you a clue its an expression you're doing

Her: is it becauze i pout alot? xx

Me:
close... i wont tell you the expression because if i told you, u'll probably stop doing it but...

I was searching for a friend and i saw your picture pop up and was instantly drawn to it...

I can tell that your a very passionate person who loves adventure... you have a look about you that is fueled by fire.. that you will see what you want and ****ing take that and im instantly drawn to people like that i cant help it

so you hijacked my mind and i now hate you for it =P

dork



And now i got her number ;)

I bet that would have worked better! And yes my target has vanished for good, LOL.

I'll try this and report back.
 

Vice

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Fantastic bro, I've taken some notes :D
 
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DJsparky said:
Here is my version:

ME: I stumbled upon your profile and was just totally captivated by you.
I dont know why, all i know is im curious about you and just HAD to message you

Her: Sweet, aslong as thats not a generic message you send to all girls thats cool with me. So what made you captivated by me huh? x

Me: Yes, I send that to all the girls, but your special =P

dork ;)

Well.. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you

Her: And that is...?

Me: You'll never believe it if i told you

Her: well try me

Me: well can you guess? (optional)

I'll give you a clue its an expression you're doing

Her: is it becauze i pout alot? xx

Me:
close... i wont tell you the expression because if i told you, u'll probably stop doing it but...

I was searching for a friend and i saw your picture pop up and was instantly drawn to it...

I can tell that your a very passionate person who loves adventure... you have a look about you that is fueled by fire.. that you will see what you want and ****ing take that and im instantly drawn to people like that i cant help it

so you hijacked my mind and i now hate you for it =P

dork



And now i got her number ;)

This is golden. I only used some of the ideas and went with my own style but it got a HB interested in me, and eating out of my hand right now. And I didn't even see this post until a few hours ago.

I would keep repping you but it won't let me. Thanks man.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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chinwaggler

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How can you see other people's profiles on facebook unless you're already friends with them..
 

Sexual

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Vlad the Impaler said:
I think there is a reason the OP never updated this thread. Does anyone this this could actually lead to a lay?
Hey, just been gone for a while :) No, there's no reason. We hooked up and we didn't talk for a couple weeks, and lately she's been trying to get me to join her to do things... that I'm not interested in... like this weird dance class she had to go to for some journalism thing, I don't know. Plus I have this older beautiful woman head over heels for me that I have a good thing with. I needed to conserve my rep with some monogamy plus she's leaving in December....man it feels odd to say things like that... but that's life.
 
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