"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FACEBOOK GAME --> At it's best.

DJsparky

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Here is my version:

ME: I stumbled upon your profile and was just totally captivated by you.
I dont know why, all i know is im curious about you and just HAD to message you

Her: Sweet, aslong as thats not a generic message you send to all girls thats cool with me. So what made you captivated by me huh? x

Me: Yes, I send that to all the girls, but your special =P

dork ;)

Well.. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you

Her: And that is...?

Me: You'll never believe it if i told you

Her: well try me

Me: well can you guess? (optional)

I'll give you a clue its an expression you're doing

Her: is it becauze i pout alot? xx

Me:
close... i wont tell you the expression because if i told you, u'll probably stop doing it but...

I was searching for a friend and i saw your picture pop up and was instantly drawn to it...

I can tell that your a very passionate person who loves adventure... you have a look about you that is fueled by fire.. that you will see what you want and ****ing take that and im instantly drawn to people like that i cant help it

so you hijacked my mind and i now hate you for it =P

dork



And now i got her number ;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DJsparky said:
Here is my version:

ME: I stumbled upon your profile and was just totally captivated by you.
I dont know why, all i know is im curious about you and just HAD to message you

Her: Sweet, aslong as thats not a generic message you send to all girls thats cool with me. So what made you captivated by me huh? x

Me: Yes, I send that to all the girls, but your special =P

dork ;)

Well.. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you

Her: And that is...?

Me: You'll never believe it if i told you

Her: well try me

Me: well can you guess? (optional)

I'll give you a clue its an expression you're doing

Her: is it becauze i pout alot? xx

Me:
close... i wont tell you the expression because if i told you, u'll probably stop doing it but...

I was searching for a friend and i saw your picture pop up and was instantly drawn to it...

I can tell that your a very passionate person who loves adventure... you have a look about you that is fueled by fire.. that you will see what you want and ****ing take that and im instantly drawn to people like that i cant help it

so you hijacked my mind and i now hate you for it =P

dork



And now i got her number ;)

I bet that would have worked better! And yes my target has vanished for good, LOL.

I'll try this and report back.
 

Vice

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Fantastic bro, I've taken some notes :D
 
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DJsparky said:
Here is my version:

ME: I stumbled upon your profile and was just totally captivated by you.
I dont know why, all i know is im curious about you and just HAD to message you

Her: Sweet, aslong as thats not a generic message you send to all girls thats cool with me. So what made you captivated by me huh? x

Me: Yes, I send that to all the girls, but your special =P

dork ;)

Well.. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you

Her: And that is...?

Me: You'll never believe it if i told you

Her: well try me

Me: well can you guess? (optional)

I'll give you a clue its an expression you're doing

Her: is it becauze i pout alot? xx

Me:
close... i wont tell you the expression because if i told you, u'll probably stop doing it but...

I was searching for a friend and i saw your picture pop up and was instantly drawn to it...

I can tell that your a very passionate person who loves adventure... you have a look about you that is fueled by fire.. that you will see what you want and ****ing take that and im instantly drawn to people like that i cant help it

so you hijacked my mind and i now hate you for it =P

dork



And now i got her number ;)

This is golden. I only used some of the ideas and went with my own style but it got a HB interested in me, and eating out of my hand right now. And I didn't even see this post until a few hours ago.

I would keep repping you but it won't let me. Thanks man.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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chinwaggler

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How can you see other people's profiles on facebook unless you're already friends with them..
 

Sexual

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Vlad the Impaler said:
I think there is a reason the OP never updated this thread. Does anyone this this could actually lead to a lay?
Hey, just been gone for a while :) No, there's no reason. We hooked up and we didn't talk for a couple weeks, and lately she's been trying to get me to join her to do things... that I'm not interested in... like this weird dance class she had to go to for some journalism thing, I don't know. Plus I have this older beautiful woman head over heels for me that I have a good thing with. I needed to conserve my rep with some monogamy plus she's leaving in December....man it feels odd to say things like that... but that's life.
 
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