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What are some funny birthday wishes you can write on girls walls to stand out from the crowd?

here is one I used on a girl

"It is said that a woman ages like wine, the older the better
But you age like milk, Happy Birthday! :)"
 

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vato said:
What are some funny birthday wishes you can write on girls walls to stand out from the crowd?

here is one I used on a girl

"It is said that a woman ages like wine, the older the better
But you age like milk, Happy Birthday! :)"
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That's terrible. Really. Amazing to me how some guys think being c & f means degrading a person.
 
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cordoncordon said:
That's terrible. Really. Amazing to me how some guys think being c & f means degrading a person.
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Besides, if you have to think this hard about what to say, you probably shouldn't say it.

Because it won't sound natural.

...much like the OP's example.
 
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the best way to stand out is to not bother w the facebook post at all and wish her happy birthday in person
 
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I recommend buying her a pedestal. That way you can literally put her on it, since you're already doing it figuratively.

I'm just busting your balls, but really, I can't recall the last time I actually put THOUGHT into something like this. You see a girl you like....it's her birthday....say "Happy birthday. Drinks?"

Attempting to "stand out from the crowd" via Facebook already reeks of desperation.
 
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I never try to make my birthday wishes anything more than a birthday wish with maybe some slightly funny inside joke. But that's to girls and guys... not with the intention of anything more.

I didn't think this was was that special, but it got like 12 "likes" from her friends. Eleven of which I have never met. I just said "I heard birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. So.... congratulations on that..."

Apparently that was a big hit? I don't know... just normal sh!t I usually say...
 
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