"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SoSuaveScorp

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Hey guys ill cut right to the Chase
I've been friends with some chick for like 2 years now and she's moving away in a day.. I told her to hang out with me after work tonight and id love to f her before she leaves. anyway we haven't been that close of friends n she's had a bf for 2years and they just broke up. While they were dating there was a night where she came over and we were getting all close and intimate and cuddly at my friends movie night. how should I handle the situation tonight? and what's a really good date I can take her on that's relatively cheap?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Most threads that begin with "I've known this girl for two years..." are hopeless due to friendzone.

Fortunately, you have two factors in your favor. She just broke up with her bf, and you aren't going to see her again.

I agree that it's time to pull out your "A" game and go for broke.

Can you cook? Invite her over for dinner. Have alcohol. Then pop in a movie. Couch, kino, brush hair aside, kiss, makeout, grope, and F.

Oh yeah... Condom and detailed field report after :)
 
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