"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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f close from friend ...?

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Hey guys ill cut right to the Chase
I've been friends with some chick for like 2 years now and she's moving away in a day.. I told her to hang out with me after work tonight and id love to f her before she leaves. anyway we haven't been that close of friends n she's had a bf for 2years and they just broke up. While they were dating there was a night where she came over and we were getting all close and intimate and cuddly at my friends movie night. how should I handle the situation tonight? and what's a really good date I can take her on that's relatively cheap?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Most threads that begin with "I've known this girl for two years..." are hopeless due to friendzone.

Fortunately, you have two factors in your favor. She just broke up with her bf, and you aren't going to see her again.

I agree that it's time to pull out your "A" game and go for broke.

Can you cook? Invite her over for dinner. Have alcohol. Then pop in a movie. Couch, kino, brush hair aside, kiss, makeout, grope, and F.

Oh yeah... Condom and detailed field report after :)
 
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