"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wanna know whats really fun. when your alone with a girl and your not talking(ur walking somewhere or something) just say

F*ck You " in a normal tone of voice.

then after she asks you what you said or whatever act totally clueless.

It's not really DJing but its fun.

if your looking to DJ there are lines like

Talking in a normal convo....

"Do you Swallow?"

HER:"What?"

"I said Do you Follow me?"

I dunno I use to know a lot of them. Better one's. I think theres some in the DJ bible.

OR

"Do you like Sex?"

"What?"

"Do you like Tex. Like Texans... cause I know this guy who blah blah blah...."

be creative. anyway Just saying F you. is pretty fun.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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neghit at its best i guess :rolleyes:
 
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I've never actually done that before unless I was trying to act stupid. What kinda of responses do you get?
 
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Lol thats some subliminal sounding sh1t even though you are saying it outright it tricks her into thinking you may have said it but if you play it off well she will decide you didnt say it but the thought will still be in her mind.
 
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I'm a really good lier.

I like playing wit peoples minds. SO I always pull **** like this off perfectly.

You should practice if you suck at lying with things that sound a like. But not a **** you thing.

I get good responses. but the girls i try it on are open to the idea at least. Meaning there intrested. It would probably turn off a borderline case cause she'd assume you were saying it.

Responses are good though.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Capi Crimini

Talking in a normal convo....

"Do you Swallow?"

HER:"What?"

"I said Do you Follow me?"
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I like!!
 
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... that sounds really dumb.

Why not just talk to them? Subliminal messages are only good when you don't have the language skills for anything else.
 
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This wasn't for Sublieminal messages, this seams like it was just for fun.


Sounds like **** I do.
 
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I don't believe in Subliminal messages. It's just a way to play around. It's a game.
 
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Heh, that does sound like fun. I'll have to give that a try so girls won't know what to expect out of my mouth :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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