"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it a good idea to use vaseline on your eyes 2x a day. Apparently my friend told me he did it for a while and his eyes were pearl white.

Reason i'm asking this is because i tend to stay up late and study so my eyes end up being red.

So in conclusion, vaseline twice a day = white eyes

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The ****??? Vaseline in/on your EYES??? :crackup:

Are you sure he didn't say VISINE, like the eye drops?
 
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I would try eye drops! Like "clear eyes" or "visine". You'd have to be retarded to put vasoline in your eyes!
 
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OMG this post deserve to make the Sosuave Hall Of Fame...


Under what category, I can 't really say, but I think we can guess where this is going! :nervous:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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