"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Extreme NC. Lol

Greasy Pig

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Had to share this.
My job means there's a police scanner on in the background at work and I heard this gem:
Police dispatcher: Unit 2, can you go to 123 Smith St and take up with David Jones? His girlfriend hasn't heard from him in a week and is concerned.
(10 minutes later) Officer: Dispatch, we've just spoken to Mr Jones and he says he broke up with informant 10 days ago and has no desire to communicate with her.

I p1ssed myself laughing and thought: "Good on ya pal!"

Reminded me of a time my best buddy went ghost on a plate and didn't reply to 20 texts. Even the ones that said: "Can you at least just reply so I know you're alive!"
Awesome. These are examples of a hamster running itself to death and I love it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you think going ghost is more hurtfull to a slVt, than dumping her?

what if she dumps you, for going ghost on her? lol


i like that tho... she got the bad news from the police lol
 

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Brilliant... I've just spat out a mouth full of angle delight... :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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