Red_Tiger
Don Juan
suspicious?- would they tell us anyway
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Explosions at hemel hempstead
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
It shook people's houses from over 15 km away. I wonder what the hell it would have been like a few blocks away. 
Its a petrol place massive explosion, nothing to do with terrorism!
36 ppl hurt apparently, nothing serious with anyone of them tho!
Rumour has it that it was heard 100 miles away! People near the place had windows blown out etc!
People woke up thinking numerous things according to reports "I thought london had been nuked" and other stuff!
Fire will be burning for the next 4-5 days apparently!
But its really nothing to worry about!
Mike (Lives in england and slept through all this drama haha)
36 ppl hurt apparently, nothing serious with anyone of them tho!
Rumour has it that it was heard 100 miles away! People near the place had windows blown out etc!
People woke up thinking numerous things according to reports "I thought london had been nuked" and other stuff!
Fire will be burning for the next 4-5 days apparently!
But its really nothing to worry about!
Mike (Lives in england and slept through all this drama haha)