Red_Tiger
Don Juan
suspicious?- would they tell us anyway
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Explosions at hemel hempstead
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
It shook people's houses from over 15 km away. I wonder what the hell it would have been like a few blocks away. 
Its a petrol place massive explosion, nothing to do with terrorism!
36 ppl hurt apparently, nothing serious with anyone of them tho!
Rumour has it that it was heard 100 miles away! People near the place had windows blown out etc!
People woke up thinking numerous things according to reports "I thought london had been nuked" and other stuff!
Fire will be burning for the next 4-5 days apparently!
But its really nothing to worry about!
Mike (Lives in england and slept through all this drama haha)
36 ppl hurt apparently, nothing serious with anyone of them tho!
Rumour has it that it was heard 100 miles away! People near the place had windows blown out etc!
People woke up thinking numerous things according to reports "I thought london had been nuked" and other stuff!
Fire will be burning for the next 4-5 days apparently!
But its really nothing to worry about!
Mike (Lives in england and slept through all this drama haha)