"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Explosions at hemel hempstead

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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seanchai

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My parents live six miles from there - it shook their house like whoa. Crazy sh¡t but I don't think it's terrorism.
 

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Its a petrol place massive explosion, nothing to do with terrorism!

36 ppl hurt apparently, nothing serious with anyone of them tho!

Rumour has it that it was heard 100 miles away! People near the place had windows blown out etc!

People woke up thinking numerous things according to reports "I thought london had been nuked" and other stuff!

Fire will be burning for the next 4-5 days apparently!

But its really nothing to worry about!

Mike (Lives in england and slept through all this drama haha)
 
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