"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Experts please help NYE BIG Problem

tennisbuck12

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Hello,

I've had a date lined up with a lady for a week now for NYE but I've been visiting my parents and have to go back to the city i live in. No bigie. She sent me a text last night that said if coming back is a big problem, my friend has invited me to a house party and we can get together soon. Should I just cancel
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why are you arranging dates a week in advance?

Why are you arranging dates with random chicks on New Year's Eve? New Year's Eve reserved for LTRs.

Is English your first language?

If coming back to the city that you live in is a problem "what?". That was an incomplete thought and you didn't finish the sentence.

If you knew that you were going to be out of town, why did you arrange a date?
 

tennisbuck12

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I was going to come back to the town i live. It's only 1 hour away. She asked me to be her date for NYE actually.
 
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