"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Exercise Myths??

Liamz

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WHEN YOU EXERCISE DOES IT REDUCE SPOTS AND MAKE YOU HAVE A LONG LASTING GOOD LOOK ON YOUR FACE. I MEAN, YEAH YOU SWEAT, BUT, DOES IT MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER THAN BEFORE FOR DAYS?
THANKYOU!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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*shakes head*

Dude... just shut the hell up and come back in 3 years when we might be able to understand what you're saying.
 

jiza101

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Originally posted by semag
*shakes head*

Dude... just shut the hell up and come back in 3 years when we might be able to understand what you're saying.
Well said man, i tried to tell him that in a nice way, he is to young. He should be out playing then come back and ask q's:down:
 

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are you talking about reducing acne spots? If so, go see your doctor! I once had a friend who thought excersising would make his acne go away, it got to the point he had to go to the skin specialist. If you want to take care of your skin, use products. If you want to make yourself fit and healthy, exercise.
 

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He posted the same thing in the Facial Exercises thread, I think this one is just a miss post. I can't be too sure though, because even in the context of the other thread it still doesn't make much sense.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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