"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Sasha
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I thought black italian would be a bit more.. black .... :crackup:
Black_Italian
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Is this ment to offend me? If so you're making a fool of your self.
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oh hahaha yeh i get it. I dont play Sims I always thought it was for people who didnt have a good enough life in reality so they...........you get the idea.
Do you play Sims Casino?
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Do you play Sims Casino?
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Casino what would you know about my sex life? Honestly to me it sounds like you’re a little jealous. This is what jealous people do attack people that are more successful than them.
Don’t start saying I attack people to. I don’t say "oh your gay and cant pickup" "I don’t believe you fu*ked a HB9" and sh*t like that.
So are you jealous? If you're not then what is it?
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Don’t start saying I attack people to. I don’t say "oh your gay and cant pickup" "I don’t believe you fu*ked a HB9" and sh*t like that.
So are you jealous? If you're not then what is it?
Ninja out
hahaha, oh yea, dun dun dunOriginally posted by Sasha
I thought black italian would be a bit more.. black .... :crackup:
h2o
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hey Casino, i really like your other posts, but...it's immature posts/threads like these that make you lose your credibility on these boards...keep writing the good stuff...this post is just garbage
i don't agree with everything Black_Italian posts, but i don't see what you have against him...and i've also never seen him make a thread blatantly flaming someone else. hey, good luck with your new gf btw...would have posted in your thread, but i don't feel like it atm, and i'm logging off after this.
i don't agree with everything Black_Italian posts, but i don't see what you have against him...and i've also never seen him make a thread blatantly flaming someone else. hey, good luck with your new gf btw...would have posted in your thread, but i don't feel like it atm, and i'm logging off after this.
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this is low, really dam low. i thought we where men.
enough with it, its getting old really fast. BORING
enough with it, its getting old really fast. BORING
animal crackers
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hahahahaha that was funny
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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He doesn't look like a ninja!
That's not him... you lie!
That's not him... you lie!
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Everyone needs a b u l l s h i t post once in a while
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Joe The Homophobe
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it seems that casino has a new name in this forum, "white italian" (nickname someone is using to make black italian seem gay)
That sounds ridiculous.Originally posted by Black_Italian
Honestly to me it sounds like you’re a little jealous.
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Open you're eyes man he makes a new login White_Italian, he makes posts flaming me, he says I always lie whenever i post a field report and he says I can’t pickup/sarge/mack.Originally posted by mrRuckus
That sounds ridiculous.
What does this sound like to you?
It’s exactly how a jealous person acts.
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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
it seems that casino has a new name in this forum, "white italian" (nickname someone is using to make black italian seem gay)
Seem gay>?:crackup: He might be black Italian, but I heard he looks good in white.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.