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****y & Funny - so simple, it's deceptive.
Most men who are learning to pick up women have no fvcking clue what '****y and Funny' is, as it relates to picking up women. I will explain the distinction now.
Okay, so I'm at this crowded ass cafe on the school campus.
There ain't no damn place to sit, so I'm incensed when I finally spot an empty table, some whitegirl sneaks right in snaps up the table! But she's alone, and I decide, 'why the hell not'. I move in. I ask if I can sit down. She looks uncomfortable, like she's neva seen a fvckin' Gook in her whole life. "Okay," she chirps. Aiight, I sit down, and we both resume the "we're sitting 8 inches apart but we're ignoring each other game". That whole 'anonymity in close proximity' deal, like when you're in a crowded subway train.
After a few quiet minutes of coffee drinking and mutual reading I see a pretty blonde aquaintance I know just outside the cafe, so I step out to have a smoke with her. We chat, and I'm in a good mood now. I come back and she looks up. I smile and say,
"Did ya miss me?" (*wink*)
Suddenly she's convulsing in giggles. She then starts asking me what I'm reading, what I study, where I'm from, etc. etc. etc. Literally 5 questions for every simple one I shoot back. Her IOIs are causing sparks and her carefully hair-sprayed coif is about to burst into flames! Note how 5 minutes before she thought I was some Mongol warrior out to rape her and steal her shyt. I get the phone number and bounce - Easy Peezey, Japaneezy. She was literally glowing and flippin that blonde hair like a pancake, and I make a suave exit. But I'm not going to call her. I can definitely do better (HB 6.75 - beautiful body, hair and fashion sense, so-so face). Good practice, though.
The lesson in this? I'll tell you what it is.
I'll bet you guys didn't find that story funny in the least. Me neither. It's nothing mindblowing, by GUY STANDARDS. "Did ya miss me?" I mean come on! Right?
Nuh-uh. You are wrong. So why did she laugh, then? Why was she suffocating me with her attention? It's because the way females process humor is different from the way guys do it. Their '****y' is different from our '****y'. In other words, our 'G-Rated' version is their 'NC-17'.
When I said, "Did ya miss me?" - that I conveyed to her that I actually thought she might 'miss' a complete stranger like me when I was away for 5 minutes, was ****y in a SUBTLE WAY, and thus funny because I came off as a cheeky rascal. Women like to define subtley as wit - they are usually not witty enough to appreciate the kind of complex humor that get guys guffawing on the floor and walking away impressed. Most guys think that being ****y with a woman is the same thing as being ****y with a guy ("Naw, foo - yoo cayn't hang wit this.... hell naw. Yoo wish yoo could hang wit dis!") - and they come up with complex and ultimately over-aggressive/anti-social one-liners that make a woman roll her eyes or wrinkle her nose in disgust. I believe chicks call that "Trying Too Hard".
An fledgling DJ needs to realize this. Think like a chick. Think with SUBTLELY. Women are all about that. For example when she has sex on her mind or is flirting with a guy (let's assume they are talking about biology and animal behavior), she might start talking about the sex rituals of the Pacific Sea Turtle. To a guy that is incredibly dorky and ass-backward (like, what the fvck does that have to do with making a pass at someone? ), but to a woman that is totally logical.
Subtlety is the order of the day, gentlemen. Be subtle and witty when you do ****y and Funny.
