antidonjuan
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I've read about it but can somebody give me specific examples which a girl gives sh*t test to a guy? What lines are considered to be sh*t tests? Do teenage girls give sh*t test?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Examples of sh*t test?
- Thread starter antidonjuan
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ready123
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"are you hitting on me?"
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Yeah, duh! Do you not get it?
PrinceKong
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When the relationship gets serious and love is in the air. You will feel pressured to be sensitive, DON'T 
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
taiwanesedude227
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When she acts upset for something you did, which is not really that big of a deal. s*it test.
When she purposely tries to make you jealous. Thats a sh test too.
When she tells you something that she knows will bother you. Sht test right there.
When she does anything with the intention of getting a negative emotion from you. Thats the book definition of sh;t testing
When she purposely tries to make you jealous. Thats a sh test too.
When she tells you something that she knows will bother you. Sht test right there.
When she does anything with the intention of getting a negative emotion from you. Thats the book definition of sh;t testing