I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
So my girlfriends mom meet this really "cool" guy.
In the first 72 hours of knowing this guy. He buys her lunch, dinner, and a new cowboy hat then, takes her out to a movie. It gets worse...
A few days after he gives her $100.00 for her to go out and buy groceries. He says "Pay me back whenever you feel like it." :kick:
Then, the other night she calls up...we'll call him AFC. So, she calls up the afc. Tells him to bring a movie and pop corn over tomorrow. They both agree. So the AFC drives 30 minutes to get from his house to hers. When he gets there he starts to try and kiss her and feel her up a bit. Then, my gf's mom says "I'm not in the mood for company today. I feel it would be best if you just leave." The AFC puts his head down and says ok. So, he leaves the movie and popcorn for us but, has to drive another 30 minutes back to his house...
By now, a few days later. It is the weekend. So the afc calls her up asks her to go to the coast for the weekend. She says sure when? He says whenever your ready. They leave saturday morning. He pays for everything; the gas, cigarettes, food, hotel... Bearing in mind they havn't even fvcked yet. Then, they get drunk and my girlfriends mom tells him she still has feelings for her ex boyfriend. AFC's response? "Its ok, I understand completely." :crackup:
Now, your probably thinking she would break up with this afc right? Wrong, she is now USING him for his money. Even to this day he is still pursuing her. Gf's mom has mentioned already that the other night she got drunk with some guy and left to his house. He doesn't even have a probablem with her fvcking some other guy! In the next couple days he is gonna loan her $500.00to buy sh!t. THIS GUY DOES NOT GET IT. She has known this guy for about 2 weeks, maybe a little more. He is already talking about living with her and almost said "I love you." But she told him not to even say it... :nono:
Thought this would be an amusing post to write about cause I get to see it first hand haha. So, this should all prime reasons why you don't wanna be a AFC.
In the first 72 hours of knowing this guy. He buys her lunch, dinner, and a new cowboy hat then, takes her out to a movie. It gets worse...
A few days after he gives her $100.00 for her to go out and buy groceries. He says "Pay me back whenever you feel like it." :kick:
Then, the other night she calls up...we'll call him AFC. So, she calls up the afc. Tells him to bring a movie and pop corn over tomorrow. They both agree. So the AFC drives 30 minutes to get from his house to hers. When he gets there he starts to try and kiss her and feel her up a bit. Then, my gf's mom says "I'm not in the mood for company today. I feel it would be best if you just leave." The AFC puts his head down and says ok. So, he leaves the movie and popcorn for us but, has to drive another 30 minutes back to his house...
By now, a few days later. It is the weekend. So the afc calls her up asks her to go to the coast for the weekend. She says sure when? He says whenever your ready. They leave saturday morning. He pays for everything; the gas, cigarettes, food, hotel... Bearing in mind they havn't even fvcked yet. Then, they get drunk and my girlfriends mom tells him she still has feelings for her ex boyfriend. AFC's response? "Its ok, I understand completely." :crackup:
Now, your probably thinking she would break up with this afc right? Wrong, she is now USING him for his money. Even to this day he is still pursuing her. Gf's mom has mentioned already that the other night she got drunk with some guy and left to his house. He doesn't even have a probablem with her fvcking some other guy! In the next couple days he is gonna loan her $500.00to buy sh!t. THIS GUY DOES NOT GET IT. She has known this guy for about 2 weeks, maybe a little more. He is already talking about living with her and almost said "I love you." But she told him not to even say it... :nono:
Thought this would be an amusing post to write about cause I get to see it first hand haha. So, this should all prime reasons why you don't wanna be a AFC.