Example of a neg

[D.J. King Allister]

In class
I saw a post on facebook of a neg hit and decided to use it as a joke in class.
This chick was sitting behind me and turned and said;

King: You are A B C D E F G H I J K
King: Want to know what it means?
Girl: Yes.
King: You are, amazing, beautiful;, cute, diligent, elegant, foxy, hot... I'm just kidding.

She burst out laughing and so did everyone in the vicinity.

 

[Sandow]

It's a witty joke, rather than a neg. Because she knows your kidding, you didn't make her qualify for you or bring her down a notch. The best negs are when she's not really sure you're kidding. Leave her guessing. Even if she's not guessing, at least you're showing your jerky/sassy side.

 

[D.J. King Allister]

Alright cool. Thanks.